José Santana-Cortés (nicknamed "Jolly Joe", or more commonly, "JJ" for short) is a wandering witch who doesn't care enough to have good tastes, hygiene, or judgement. A grumpy gothabilly drifting through the back roads and ghost towns of the southwest states, accompanied solely by his severed finger.

On their road trip, they’ll encounter all things weird and….sexy? Watch JJ weave himself in and out of trouble with the horniest parts of alien and occult as he travels, in his own words:

“Thatward. I guess.”

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JJ: Typically uncaring and careless. Capable of compassion, incapable of expression. He's the kind of guy who opens a gate to hell, because he got too cold, and it was easier than getting up to turn on the heater. There are few things that excite the grumpy, greasy little gothabilly; but his blood runs hot.

Finger: JJ's wing-woman. Also his conscience. Quite literally. JJ crafted Finger from, well, his left middle finger, to act as an accountability partner. This usually means she just nags him as he goes about his lazy lifestyle.

Bettie: A 1973 Brewster Green Trans Am. Has the sigil of Leraje painted on the hood where the firebird typically goes. JJ's altar is in the trunk of the car. Bettie has a few secrets under the hood, but we ain't there yet.