Going to the Afterlife...?
Ultimate Human in Equestria Story
Chapter 17
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firelordzx5
You sighed, despite being on above an little island of food, you were pretty much on borrowed time which were mostly seconds at best and the heat that organ was emiting around was suffocating enough that it was making you lightheaded, your vision darkens as you lay down on the pastries's surface. It feels that you're going to pass out any second now which might likely be a merciful thing. You won't be feeling any pain.
You embraced unconsciousness the moment you felt yourself sinking into the green digestive goo, suddenly you felt numb all around you and then... nothing...
...
...
...
Gasp!
You woke up with a start as light blinded you for a second, forcing you to cover your eyes before it adjusted. You looked at your surrounding only to notice that you were on some sort of waiting hall, the kind of the same one when having appointment with doctor or a job interview, it looked prestine, complete with plants pots and even an coffee table with all kinds of magazines and a couch big enough for three people, the same one you waking into, there was no secretary around and there was only a door.
You began to recollect on happened.. was that all a dream? No, it couldn't be, everything felt very real to be a vivid dream adpnd you don't remember being on a office building and falling asleep on it, you would know.
"Come in!" You suddenly hear the voice coming from the only door of the room. Shrugging, you did as you were told and left the couch and walked in. Inside was an combination of an cartoonist workshop and an well-furnished and decorated office, there were an figurines and toys as well sketches and illustrations of what looked to be cute little ponies but the head shaped and face were roundly similar to the giant anthros' from your dream-
"That wasn't an dream, it actually happened." Said the only other occupant of the room all so suddenly, surprising you out of your laurels. There, sitting behind the desk was red-haired woman in office outfits reading through some documents, she then lowered the document and adjusted her glasses as she turned to you. "It actually happened if you were wondering, you were accidently swallowed and turned into food by Cup Cake -the giantess' name, by the way- and now you're here, in my 'domain' sort of speak." She paused "you're dead." She states
Oh...
That... actually explains.. why don't you feel like..
"Wondering why you don't feeling any shock or disbelief? Well its an thing about being dead, you sort stop caring about mortality and seeing here, you really didn't have much going on the life before going through that portal." She shock her head. "Honestly, it could have gone better."
"Yeah, how so? Wait how do you-"
"Well, Equestria's dimensions are my work field, you could say that I'm sort of their goddess but I prefer to see myself more of an... artist, sort of speak, after all, I did made Equestria and in turn, their different dimensions that spawned from the original but I'm not the one that manages the dead souls to the afterlife, that's an entirely different person but the reason why you're here is because you actually don't belong here and I'm not saying this is an bad thing but rather an surprising one." She paused. "Oh and I don't read minds, it's rude to do so, it's just that I'm really good reading people's emotions."
Oh.,
"Alright... so I'm dead but my soul won't pass onto the afterlife because I don't belong here?" She nods.
"Precisely! You see, as an human from an entirely different dimension, you had cought the attention of me and some associates and frankly, you are the first human in a long time and seeing you here so early feel... wasteful, and such we are giving one in a post-lifetime offer to you." And with that, opened her drawer and pulled three folders. "We're giving you an chance to return you back to life in exchange of an few things you must do, no its not sacrifice of virgins or cult making. It's simple, basic stuff although one is less of an thing nof exchange and more of a feedback gathering for when you die again. Those are Reincarnation, Fusion World and Revival."
"Wait, you can't return me to my world?"
"Well, no, it's not that simple, Fusion World is the closest we could sent to a dimension close to yours but it's gonna get involved or its involved with Equestria, the world of my ponies. You visited a world where they're giants and humanoid instead of quadruple equinoids."
I see...
"Reincarnation takes you to be literally reborn in Equestria, in here we demand you very little, just enjoy your life, and then there is straight out revival but here its... we require you to do to do something to warrant that revival, something more physical. To but it more simply: Reincarnation path we require you to do almost nothing. Fusion World is where we teleport you, as a living being into an world close to your own but with an Equestrian twist as a sort of consolation prize and compensation and Revival, we take you to an Equestria to do some... 'adventuring' if that's your fancy." She lay down the folders on front of you three for you to choose from.
It took you an few minutes, thinking of your choices but in the end you picked.
You embraced unconsciousness the moment you felt yourself sinking into the green digestive goo, suddenly you felt numb all around you and then... nothing...
...
...
...
Gasp!
You woke up with a start as light blinded you for a second, forcing you to cover your eyes before it adjusted. You looked at your surrounding only to notice that you were on some sort of waiting hall, the kind of the same one when having appointment with doctor or a job interview, it looked prestine, complete with plants pots and even an coffee table with all kinds of magazines and a couch big enough for three people, the same one you waking into, there was no secretary around and there was only a door.
You began to recollect on happened.. was that all a dream? No, it couldn't be, everything felt very real to be a vivid dream adpnd you don't remember being on a office building and falling asleep on it, you would know.
"Come in!" You suddenly hear the voice coming from the only door of the room. Shrugging, you did as you were told and left the couch and walked in. Inside was an combination of an cartoonist workshop and an well-furnished and decorated office, there were an figurines and toys as well sketches and illustrations of what looked to be cute little ponies but the head shaped and face were roundly similar to the giant anthros' from your dream-
"That wasn't an dream, it actually happened." Said the only other occupant of the room all so suddenly, surprising you out of your laurels. There, sitting behind the desk was red-haired woman in office outfits reading through some documents, she then lowered the document and adjusted her glasses as she turned to you. "It actually happened if you were wondering, you were accidently swallowed and turned into food by Cup Cake -the giantess' name, by the way- and now you're here, in my 'domain' sort of speak." She paused "you're dead." She states
Oh...
That... actually explains.. why don't you feel like..
"Wondering why you don't feeling any shock or disbelief? Well its an thing about being dead, you sort stop caring about mortality and seeing here, you really didn't have much going on the life before going through that portal." She shock her head. "Honestly, it could have gone better."
"Yeah, how so? Wait how do you-"
"Well, Equestria's dimensions are my work field, you could say that I'm sort of their goddess but I prefer to see myself more of an... artist, sort of speak, after all, I did made Equestria and in turn, their different dimensions that spawned from the original but I'm not the one that manages the dead souls to the afterlife, that's an entirely different person but the reason why you're here is because you actually don't belong here and I'm not saying this is an bad thing but rather an surprising one." She paused. "Oh and I don't read minds, it's rude to do so, it's just that I'm really good reading people's emotions."
Oh.,
"Alright... so I'm dead but my soul won't pass onto the afterlife because I don't belong here?" She nods.
"Precisely! You see, as an human from an entirely different dimension, you had cought the attention of me and some associates and frankly, you are the first human in a long time and seeing you here so early feel... wasteful, and such we are giving one in a post-lifetime offer to you." And with that, opened her drawer and pulled three folders. "We're giving you an chance to return you back to life in exchange of an few things you must do, no its not sacrifice of virgins or cult making. It's simple, basic stuff although one is less of an thing nof exchange and more of a feedback gathering for when you die again. Those are Reincarnation, Fusion World and Revival."
"Wait, you can't return me to my world?"
"Well, no, it's not that simple, Fusion World is the closest we could sent to a dimension close to yours but it's gonna get involved or its involved with Equestria, the world of my ponies. You visited a world where they're giants and humanoid instead of quadruple equinoids."
I see...
"Reincarnation takes you to be literally reborn in Equestria, in here we demand you very little, just enjoy your life, and then there is straight out revival but here its... we require you to do to do something to warrant that revival, something more physical. To but it more simply: Reincarnation path we require you to do almost nothing. Fusion World is where we teleport you, as a living being into an world close to your own but with an Equestrian twist as a sort of consolation prize and compensation and Revival, we take you to an Equestria to do some... 'adventuring' if that's your fancy." She lay down the folders on front of you three for you to choose from.
It took you an few minutes, thinking of your choices but in the end you picked.
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June 2, 2023
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