Drinking with Some Bar Friends
"Oh Big Mac, these in the menu has what I think they have?" you ask, You may be in his testicle and you were amazed by Bic Mac Stallionhood and Testicles but one thing is sure, you're no gay and you are no going to drink his semen but he laught confusing you a little.

"Oh no, of course you're no going to drink mah sperm or anything like that, You will just drinking special apple cinder is no a big deal." he said calming you a little

"I choose the Cider Shots then... I really need to clear my mind." You breath out. suddenly a white stallion acting appears acting as bartender this make you raise an eyebrow, the stallion looks exacly as Big Mac except that his fur is white and his tail seems to be more large and less thick compared to the short tail of his. The replica smile upon seeing you before serving you a glass with said cider, you take the glass and drink in a single gulp, it was delicious yet strong acholized cider luckily thanks to your magic, you're immune to alcholism to an extend.

"May I join" a voice said behind you, you look around only to see Big Mac himself sitting next you.

"How...? You looked suprised but then he chuckled. "Family secret." he said quick adding a smirk in the end, you shrugged and order a refill.

You both starting conversing, about his and your life, career, the life in a farm and the life of a young archwizard like you, then love life, it was an awkwar topic to you but he laught hearthly about it.

"Come on, is not a big deal, I love my mares equally even if they rape you." he said while drinkin his glass.

"I used to have a girlfriend. we humans are monogamous, we only has a single individual for life I don't know much about Equestrians..."

"We are polyamous society there is monogamous family but is uncommon, for example the Sugarcube Corner owners are monogamous, well at least one of them."

"What?" You ask.

"You don't wanna know" he said, you shrugged before continue.

"As I said, I used to have a girlfriend but we took different paths in our wizardry career." You sip from your glass.

"What happened?" He said drinking his cup.

"While I was studying magic alone, she managed to have official recognition in a magic school of a wizard guild devoted to Princess Luna, she left manehatten to Canterlot... and will never return." you said a little sorrowful. the red stallion pat your back before you could continue.

"Why never return?" he asked.

"Because these kind of Wizard Guilds feel the need in stay in canterlot to be near of the divine grace of the princesses and they never let a member go outside of the cities' walls." you said.

"Hash."

"I know, well can we talk about your love life now? I pretty much said mine" you asked while ordering another refill.

"Well, I'm a herd with Fluttershy, Cheerilee and Bon Bon." He then explain in how he fallen in love with fluttershy since she was bearing scootaloo inside of her during that time, he learned to love her and she to him, after Scootaloo's birth and adoption, they both starting dating until recently, a second mare joined, it was cheerilee, the school teacher of ponyville, after the love potion fiasco Cheerilee developed affection and actual love for the red workhorse, funny thing is that he started to like until fluttershy admitted her to the herd, the last one was Bon Bon but she only joined because Big Mac's virility and the promise to bear a foal for her actual lover, Lyra Heartstring, they are both a couple but they both are Bi-sexuals so they don't have problems with stallions.. or humans males in case of Lyra.

You both started to tell stories, jokes and others until suddenly everything started to shake violently!"

"Oh no." The Red Stallion next to you disappear leaving you with the replica bartender, both of you have concerner faces, mostly you. "Big Mac! where are you?! what's wrong!?" you asked alarmed when you heard the sudden fast paced trotting from the outside while the testicles sways violently.

"Are you ok, little man?" his voice is again in your head you're somewhat relieved but still concerned, you ask what's wrong in outside."

"I smelled a mare in heat nearby! I'm running before she get me!" he said alarmed he ran toward the barn, entering. he closed the barn's door, feeling himself safe he let a sigh of relief.

"Well, well, look in my favorite stallion." a femenine yet tomboy-ish voice said across the barn, it was Rainbow Dash with seductive look in her face, the scent of her heat is strong that make Big Mac stallionhood rise from it sheath, she licked her lips upon seeing her prey.

"Rainbow Dash, I thought your heat passed like the rest!"

"Pegasus heats are more extended than Unicorns and Earth Ponies, it means more fun with you and your big stick and delicious filled balls!" inside the sack you heard everything but as muffled sounds, now you are alarmed by the presence of his previous captors.

"Run!" His voice said to your head. "I can't guarantee your safetly in my testicles anymore, there is a emergency stairs that goes directly to my bladder, hurry! You will be trapped in Rainbow Dash if you stay too long" he said in your mind just when rainbow jump on him.

"Rainbow! what's got into you!? you had Soarin!" He almost yell but then she chuckle before positioning.

"Oh that? he had Spitfire now but I have you!"
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June 2, 2023
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