The Bridal Barrage
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aerodeth
As exceptionally fast and sneaky as Pink Quill was, she actually didnt get that far before the Shogunate was alerted of your kidnapping. Your father had the brilliant idea to have you microchipped in the off chance someone would try to kidnap you (he didnt get his title of 'Shogun' from the lottery, ya know!). And as soon that pink kunoichi transported you beyond the designated boundaries, the microchip alerted the elite guard.

And the top members of the elite guard were the Brides.

*ZAP!*

"*Gasp!*" the pink kunoichi barely leaped out of the way, narrowly avoiding a bolt of electricity fired by someone's shock pistol.

The shock pistol brandished by the blue haired fox lady with the brown combat boots police badge collar that didnt look appropriate for her Eggman-stamped kimono. Nonetheless, her piercing hazel eyes stared daggers into the jade green eyes of Pink Quill as she pointed her pistol toward her young liege's kidnapper!

Pink Quill merely sneered with disgusted at the fox-lady while she in turn glared viciously back.
"Freeze!" demanded the Bride of Constant Vigil, "make any move and I will not hesitate!"
"Tsk! Carmelita Fox," Pink Quill scoffed, "is this really what a self-proclaimed defender of justice is reduced to? Oh how the mighty have fallen."
"I need no lecture from a petty thief!" Carmelita remarked, "are you aware that abducting the child of a Shogun is a crime worthy of the penalty of death?"
"Funny you wanna talk about laws," snaps the kunoichi, "considering you turned your back on the law of the Empire and sided with a diabolical warlord that's planning to run our nation to the ground!"
"The Empress is just a figurehead!" the Bride states like a matter of fact, "she governs nothing and she authorizes nothing. Everyone knows Shogun Eggman is the true authority of the land. The other rulers respect only HIM. We have attained years of justice and peace because of HIS enforcement, not some pretend royalty!"
"Whoa, I always pegged you as a crooked cop, but I never thought you'd be THIS crooked!"
"Enough of your venom-spewing diatribe!" Carmelita cut her off, "release the Shogun's son now or face the consequences!"

The pink kunoichi narrowed her eyes as she glances toward at the Bride's pistol.
"Alright, Officer Fox, go ahead and pull the trigger!" she smirks, "I just hope youre a good shot!" You feel her gloved hand run across your back from under her outfit and paled by her hidden meaning! Fortunately for you, Carmelita was very hesitant to shoot her with you stuffed under her uniform! The moment lasted no longer than a minute, but it seemed far far longer than that waiting in absolute silence for one of your 'saviors' to make her move.

However the moment of distraction left Pink Quill caught off guard by a robot sentry sneaking up behind her! ...Or at least it wouldnt if she didnt hear it's loud clanking metal feet stomp toward her! She quickly swayed out of the way before it could grab her and kicked it toward Carmelita, giving her ample time to consider escape while Ms. Fox was trying to push it off her!

By the time Carmelita shoved the sentry off and gave chase, Pink Quill had already fled the rooftops and dashed down the woods toward her intended destination.

"Ooph!" until she bumped face first into a white furry wall, knocking her to the ground and almost leaving you dizzy from the impact! The furry wall was actually the mane... well let's be fair, AMPLE CHEST of the Bride of the Conquering Storm! The kunoichi stared up in awe at the rather tall and pretty buffed anthro cat with orange fur (with a white mane), red bloodshot eyes with cross-shaped pupils, glowing markings across her body, three long tails (two sprouting from her shoulders) and big red claw gauntlets! You could FEEL her cold glare pointed toward your captor, no doubt ready to tear her into pink shreds!

"H-Hi Meicrackmon!" Pink Quill got up and backed away, "wow, youre looking incredibly uh... fit today. You been working out?"

Unlike the other Bride, this one wasnt much of a talker.
"You give back Shogun boy," Meicrackmon cracks her knuckles, "Or I show you what put 'CRACK' in 'MEICRACKMON'!"

"Oh? But I always thought steroids were your choice of drug."
"GRAAARRR!!!"
"EEk!!" also unlike the other Bride, Meicrackmon wasnt careful enough for you. Pink Quill barely dodged a fist swing, which snapped a nearby tree in half!
"Sheesh, lady! Ease up on the roid rage!"
"SHOGUN BOY MINE!! GIVE BACK!!"
Pink Quill dodges each and every one of Meicrackmon's fists by the skin of her teeth, pretty much decimating more perfectly innocent trees in the process! You really REALLY hope your dad didnt put her anywhere near the top of the list for chosen wives for you! One single domestic dispute would leave you a husk of broken bones and organs!
Thankfully, Pink Quill is so incredibly nimble. Though she did lose her balance and trip, but before Meicrackmon's fist could say hello to her breadbasket (the part of her YOURE clinging on to!), she somehow manages to pull out a huge hammer from her incredibly small satchel and it collides with the Bride's fist!
The equal amount of force blows the both of them backward. But the kunoichi gets a second wind, hopping up and dashing off! It's not long before she sees a cliff in the distance.

"You trapped, Pink!" Meicrackmon catches up to her, "no more escape!"
But the kunoichi in pink snickered and with a hard ground pound of her hammer, she was sent flying with than enough momentum to soar across the cliff and land safely on the other side! Meicrackmon could make out the kidnapper stick her tongue out at her from under her grab as she scratched up the ground in a pouty rage!

"Miss, whatever youre planning, I really think you should give it up!" you call out to her from under her outfit, "my dad will stop at nothing, and I mean NOTHING to get me back!"
"Sorry, cutie! This mission comes straight from a very very high ranked elite official," Pink Quill tells you, "we're talking very high profile."
"Whoever hired you is risking civil war doing this!" you warn her, "do they not realize they could break apart the land after years and years of peaceful unit over a silly stunt like this? Look, whatever theyre paying you, I can double it!"
Pink Quill only giggles, "Oh, I dont think you can afford me... but I am tempted to see you try!" The sudden sultry tone in her voice made you feel very uneasy!

"AAAA-!" suddenly, Pink Quill fell through a trap hole conveniently covered by a pile of grass! Sure enough, her escape led right into the third Bride's special woods that she personally uses to pull practical pranks on trespassers, potential invaders and thieves, and just plain suckers.

"Hahah! Wow! That was easy! Those other broads couldnt catch this stupid ninja?" laughed the Bride of Rich Nights. A very young (looking) bunny girl with short black hair, a pink dress, and a cute little carrot necklace.
"Dont you worry, little Anon-sama!" she calls out to you from above the hole, "Big Sis Tewi here's gonna save you!" Tewi reaches under her dress and pulls out a long hookshot, "I'll have you out in a jiffy!" She launches the hookshot into the hole and with perfect impeccable precision, it zips under Pink Quill's outfit, wraps around your body, and quickly yanks you out of there!

"Dont forget to give the good word to your pa, ok? Make sure you tell him TEWI saved you! Tewi alone! Dont mention the others, they didnt... HUH?!!"

...Actually she didnt drag you out. She dragged out a log in a nobleman uniform! "What the?!" she glanced back down at the hole and saw not Pink Quill... but a log in a pink kunoichi outfit!! She gazed shellshocked at what happened until her bunny-ears twitched from the sight of movement behind her. The movement being Pink Quill making a daring escape with you still in tow!

"HEY!! THAT'S CHEATING!!!" the Brat Bride whined, "GET OVER HERE!!" She chased after her, trying to launch her hookshot, but the pink kunoichi was once again too nimble!
It seemed like the abduction was a success! The three brides were losing your captor's trail. You squirmed, screamed, and struggled but to no avail. You were not escaping Pink Quill. All you could do was hope for a miracle or whoever hired her to be merciful and understanding. After all, it wasnt just YOUR fate at stake but the fate of the entire land rests on whatever awaits you...
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June 2, 2023