Oogie Boogie
Family's New Shrink Ray
chapter 17
by
copier
· original author:
pats2015
Seeing that the backyard party was now deserted Lupe decided to move on to another part of the neighborhood. She lifted one giant foot planting it on the neighbor's barbecue pit before making her way back on to the main street. Mrs. Garcia proceeded down the street while curious onlookers peeked out through their curtains to get a glimpse of the giant educator. The residents sat quietly in dark rooms afraid of what would happen should they draw her attention. No one dared to step outside their home, except for one foolhardy man.
Jeremy was a bit of thrill seeker unfortunately in a sleepy town like this excitement was hard to come by. But when he was sitting in his living room and heard the first reports of a giant woman roaming the streets he knew he had to have an up close look. When he heard the rhythmic booms and felt the ground shake at his feet he knew she must be coming his way. Jeremy jumped into action donning old bed sheet with two holes cut out for eyes. His plan was simple. Disguise himself as an ordinary halloween decoration, snap a few pictures and sneak back inside undetected. Hearing a loud crash come from just down the street he quietly proceeded out the door and got into place.
Mrs. Garcia walked down another neighborhood street disappointed to find it was seemingly abandoned. She bent over to try and get a look inside some of the houses. Tapping on a few roof tops she tried to rouse the owners to come out and celebrate the season with her. Clearly she didn't realize that her 200 foot frame was absolutely terrifying to them. Lupe peeked inside one 2nd story window when suddenly she felt an irritation in her nostrils. She tried but failed to hold it back ans unleashed a powerful sneeze right into the 2nd floor room. The hurricane force wind lifted the five family members who had been hiding up in the air and threw them against the wall while covering the front of their home with snot and spittle.
Lupe knew this was bound to happen. She had had a cold for a few days now and because of how unreliable the school's subs were she continued to go about teaching without dealing with it. Most days she would need to drink a whole pot of tea in order to carry on. Unfortunately there was no pot of tea in the world big enough for her current size. Still she was embarrassed and could feel her nose begin to drip again. Then down by her feet she spotted a little sheet ghost decoration in a yard. This was closest thing at hand to a tissue and at her size she had to make due with what she had.
Jeremy was living a dream. This massive woman truly was a sight to behold. He wondered if this is how the characters in Jurassic Park felt like the first time they saw the dinosaurs. But this was no movie, this was real. He'd be telling his friends about this for ages. He'd recount his story they'd stare back at him in shock and wonder at his bravery. Jeremy was so caught up in the future tales he'd tell that he didn't see the wall of skin closing around him. He tried to scream out in pain but could barely get out a whimper. The vice like grip had cracked several of his ribs and punctured one of his lungs. Then he felt his form being lifted up higher and higher. Soon he began to bake inside his sheet as warm air blasted from the other side. He felt thick digits pinch the back of his legs cutting off the circulation before his whole body was pushed forward. The he was hit by a jet stream mixture of air, moisture, and hard chunks of what felt like rock. As his ghost costume got drenched the white sheet adhered to his face slowly drowning him. In the background he heard what sounded like a thousand leaf blowers going off at once. The horrific sound blasted him before mercifully his ear drums ruptured. He felt his body being lifted away and just when he believed the ordeal was over the nightmare started all over again. Jeremy wouldn't see the end of this one though as he finally suffocated under the sheet.
Lupe gave her nose two good blows immediately feeling a bit of relief. Looking down at her used makeshift tissue among the snot and a few boogers she could see some slight traces of blood. She wondered had she blown her nose just a little too hard. Unconcerned she crumpled up the the sheet in her hand before tossing it back on the ground. Hopefully she would come across more ghost decorations tonight should she need more tissues. Lupe...
Jeremy was a bit of thrill seeker unfortunately in a sleepy town like this excitement was hard to come by. But when he was sitting in his living room and heard the first reports of a giant woman roaming the streets he knew he had to have an up close look. When he heard the rhythmic booms and felt the ground shake at his feet he knew she must be coming his way. Jeremy jumped into action donning old bed sheet with two holes cut out for eyes. His plan was simple. Disguise himself as an ordinary halloween decoration, snap a few pictures and sneak back inside undetected. Hearing a loud crash come from just down the street he quietly proceeded out the door and got into place.
Mrs. Garcia walked down another neighborhood street disappointed to find it was seemingly abandoned. She bent over to try and get a look inside some of the houses. Tapping on a few roof tops she tried to rouse the owners to come out and celebrate the season with her. Clearly she didn't realize that her 200 foot frame was absolutely terrifying to them. Lupe peeked inside one 2nd story window when suddenly she felt an irritation in her nostrils. She tried but failed to hold it back ans unleashed a powerful sneeze right into the 2nd floor room. The hurricane force wind lifted the five family members who had been hiding up in the air and threw them against the wall while covering the front of their home with snot and spittle.
Lupe knew this was bound to happen. She had had a cold for a few days now and because of how unreliable the school's subs were she continued to go about teaching without dealing with it. Most days she would need to drink a whole pot of tea in order to carry on. Unfortunately there was no pot of tea in the world big enough for her current size. Still she was embarrassed and could feel her nose begin to drip again. Then down by her feet she spotted a little sheet ghost decoration in a yard. This was closest thing at hand to a tissue and at her size she had to make due with what she had.
Jeremy was living a dream. This massive woman truly was a sight to behold. He wondered if this is how the characters in Jurassic Park felt like the first time they saw the dinosaurs. But this was no movie, this was real. He'd be telling his friends about this for ages. He'd recount his story they'd stare back at him in shock and wonder at his bravery. Jeremy was so caught up in the future tales he'd tell that he didn't see the wall of skin closing around him. He tried to scream out in pain but could barely get out a whimper. The vice like grip had cracked several of his ribs and punctured one of his lungs. Then he felt his form being lifted up higher and higher. Soon he began to bake inside his sheet as warm air blasted from the other side. He felt thick digits pinch the back of his legs cutting off the circulation before his whole body was pushed forward. The he was hit by a jet stream mixture of air, moisture, and hard chunks of what felt like rock. As his ghost costume got drenched the white sheet adhered to his face slowly drowning him. In the background he heard what sounded like a thousand leaf blowers going off at once. The horrific sound blasted him before mercifully his ear drums ruptured. He felt his body being lifted away and just when he believed the ordeal was over the nightmare started all over again. Jeremy wouldn't see the end of this one though as he finally suffocated under the sheet.
Lupe gave her nose two good blows immediately feeling a bit of relief. Looking down at her used makeshift tissue among the snot and a few boogers she could see some slight traces of blood. She wondered had she blown her nose just a little too hard. Unconcerned she crumpled up the the sheet in her hand before tossing it back on the ground. Hopefully she would come across more ghost decorations tonight should she need more tissues. Lupe...
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