Showtime
Family's New Shrink Ray
chapter 32
by
copier
· original author:
penslayer5
"Bonners!" Sargent Kandy shouted. "Get your limp dick ass off the ground, son! Didn't I just say I didn't want to see a single barrel touch the ground?! I did didn't I?! So why on god's green earth are you stretched out in the dirt with your pride and joy kissing the sand?!"
The weak private shrunk into himself at his Sargent's harsh scolding. He was only stretched like this because private Spears has taken it upon herself to trip him up when the Sargent had his back turned. Bitch. "S-sorry sir. I-I fell. Yeah, that's it." Bonner's stuttered out.
"Unacceptable!" Sargent Kandy ground out as he swiftly hoisted the beanpole to his feet. The burly man's eyes burned into Bonner's very soul and he could swear he could feel his bowels beginning to loosen. Thankfully he enough self control to cease himself up.
"I-I'm sorry sir." Bonner's whimpered. If he could shrink into himself any further his nickname of 'turtle boy' would become literal. Damn that Private Spears. Why did she always have to go out of her way to mess with him? He was just a nerd who joined the military to pay for college when he left. He wasn't out to make enemies. Yet somehow he had. He could see the buxom blonde laughing at him. All the other troops were. He was joke.
The Sargent gave them all a look that killed the moment instantly. He then turned to pick up Bonner's rifle. "Listen here turtle boy. This is your rifle! This is your gun! If a threat that's either foreign or domestic rolls through, this is what'll save your life! Or in your case, what'll take it if you drop it in the field!"
He shoved the rifle into the geek's hands.
"This is a lesson for all of you! One day we all may be called to serve, and when that happens we will gear up, suit up, and ride off into battle with our heads held high and our rifles by our side! So expect the unexpected and be prepared for anything because we live in a world just filled to the brim with impossibility!"
"Like a what?" Private Jenkins asked with his hand held high.
"Maybe aliens?" a random Private joked.
"Or giant monsters?" Spears giggled.
"Ooh, maybe we'll be called in to fight some zombies!" another private laughed.
Sargent Kandy could feel his anger rising along with his blood pressure. He was about to chew them all out until all of a sudden a strange chill ran down his spine. "Danger!" he whispered.
All of a sudden the laughter was broken up by a strange green light. It surrounded them, the base, everything. Everyone present felt shivers run down their spines. "What's this light, sir?" Bonner's asked wearily.
"I don't know, son... But it ain't nothin' good." Sargent Kandy answered.
As soon as the light came it was gone. All seemed normal but in the back of his mind, Sargent Kandy knew something was very wrong. Chatter broke out amongst the group when all of a sudden, an earthquake knocked them all too the ground.
"What the hell was that?!"
"An earthquake?! Out here!"
"I dropped my rifle!"
"I hope my stash is okay!"
"Settle down!" Sargent Kandy ordered. Everyone complied. As everyone rose to their feet, Sargent Kandy asked, "Now, is everyone all right?"
No answer.
"I asked you all a question!" Kandy growled. "Are you all in working order?!"
Again no answer.
Someone even dropped their rifle before Spears spoke. She shakily lifted up her index finger to point at something off in the distance. "S-sir." she gulped. "Behind you."
Not fully understanding, the Sargent humored the girl. He expected to see the usual, but instead what he saw next left him at a loss. What was that? Two tan pillars? Those weren't there before, right? He followed the pillars up and as he did he began to feel his blood run cold.
Sweat began rolling down his neck as he realized what was before him. Those weren't pillars. Those were legs. Female legs. This wasn't a statue either or some sort of man made Trojan horse. Objects didn't breathe. This was a woman. A really... Really big woman. "Sweet mother of god." he whispered.
Up above the now miniscule army base at her bare feet, Bianca smiled. Nicole actually managed to pull it off. She should have never doubted her. Patty was nearby as well with her camera phone rolling. Bianca was so excited she could barely contain herself. She placed her hands to her hips and began to lick her lips.
"Atta girl Bianca. Sexy and scary." Patty said to herself.
"It's showtime." Bianca grinned, showing off all her white teeth in their full glory.
Down below the soldier's were scared shitless.
How was this gonna go down?
The weak private shrunk into himself at his Sargent's harsh scolding. He was only stretched like this because private Spears has taken it upon herself to trip him up when the Sargent had his back turned. Bitch. "S-sorry sir. I-I fell. Yeah, that's it." Bonner's stuttered out.
"Unacceptable!" Sargent Kandy ground out as he swiftly hoisted the beanpole to his feet. The burly man's eyes burned into Bonner's very soul and he could swear he could feel his bowels beginning to loosen. Thankfully he enough self control to cease himself up.
"I-I'm sorry sir." Bonner's whimpered. If he could shrink into himself any further his nickname of 'turtle boy' would become literal. Damn that Private Spears. Why did she always have to go out of her way to mess with him? He was just a nerd who joined the military to pay for college when he left. He wasn't out to make enemies. Yet somehow he had. He could see the buxom blonde laughing at him. All the other troops were. He was joke.
The Sargent gave them all a look that killed the moment instantly. He then turned to pick up Bonner's rifle. "Listen here turtle boy. This is your rifle! This is your gun! If a threat that's either foreign or domestic rolls through, this is what'll save your life! Or in your case, what'll take it if you drop it in the field!"
He shoved the rifle into the geek's hands.
"This is a lesson for all of you! One day we all may be called to serve, and when that happens we will gear up, suit up, and ride off into battle with our heads held high and our rifles by our side! So expect the unexpected and be prepared for anything because we live in a world just filled to the brim with impossibility!"
"Like a what?" Private Jenkins asked with his hand held high.
"Maybe aliens?" a random Private joked.
"Or giant monsters?" Spears giggled.
"Ooh, maybe we'll be called in to fight some zombies!" another private laughed.
Sargent Kandy could feel his anger rising along with his blood pressure. He was about to chew them all out until all of a sudden a strange chill ran down his spine. "Danger!" he whispered.
All of a sudden the laughter was broken up by a strange green light. It surrounded them, the base, everything. Everyone present felt shivers run down their spines. "What's this light, sir?" Bonner's asked wearily.
"I don't know, son... But it ain't nothin' good." Sargent Kandy answered.
As soon as the light came it was gone. All seemed normal but in the back of his mind, Sargent Kandy knew something was very wrong. Chatter broke out amongst the group when all of a sudden, an earthquake knocked them all too the ground.
"What the hell was that?!"
"An earthquake?! Out here!"
"I dropped my rifle!"
"I hope my stash is okay!"
"Settle down!" Sargent Kandy ordered. Everyone complied. As everyone rose to their feet, Sargent Kandy asked, "Now, is everyone all right?"
No answer.
"I asked you all a question!" Kandy growled. "Are you all in working order?!"
Again no answer.
Someone even dropped their rifle before Spears spoke. She shakily lifted up her index finger to point at something off in the distance. "S-sir." she gulped. "Behind you."
Not fully understanding, the Sargent humored the girl. He expected to see the usual, but instead what he saw next left him at a loss. What was that? Two tan pillars? Those weren't there before, right? He followed the pillars up and as he did he began to feel his blood run cold.
Sweat began rolling down his neck as he realized what was before him. Those weren't pillars. Those were legs. Female legs. This wasn't a statue either or some sort of man made Trojan horse. Objects didn't breathe. This was a woman. A really... Really big woman. "Sweet mother of god." he whispered.
Up above the now miniscule army base at her bare feet, Bianca smiled. Nicole actually managed to pull it off. She should have never doubted her. Patty was nearby as well with her camera phone rolling. Bianca was so excited she could barely contain herself. She placed her hands to her hips and began to lick her lips.
"Atta girl Bianca. Sexy and scary." Patty said to herself.
"It's showtime." Bianca grinned, showing off all her white teeth in their full glory.
Down below the soldier's were scared shitless.
How was this gonna go down?
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