Drunks and Shrink Rays
Family's New Shrink Ray
chapter 16
by
copier
· original author:
penslayer5
"I always knew Derek was geek." The drunk giggled, not only was he dressed as a video game character, but apparently he played with toy guns too. What's next... a secret collection of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards under his bed?
Indulging in that stray thought for a moment, Sarah briefly checked under her host's bed. Thankfully she didn't find a secret stash of cards, instead she found a baseball bat and a few magazines.
"Geek." she smiled as she went back to observing the 'toy' in her hand. It definitely looked expensive. Maybe she could pocket it and sell for some quick cash on ebay? Nerds liked this kind of stuff. right?
She could distinctly remember that bumbling nerd Tina showing off a model lightsaber to the rest of the unpopular crowd at school. It was honestly amazing and a little creepy how hard they all stared at the plastic replica with such interest.
Then again, all nerds were creepy.
Without thinking she began to aim the gun around at anything in sight. She chalked it up to her drunkenness' that she was even doing something so uncool. Hopefully no one saw her do this as it would be hard to explain away.
Eventually her sights settled on a mirror with her own reflection. She really did look odd holding this thing. It completely clashed with her costume. Future tech and old school simply didn't mix.
"Whatever..." she said. She was about to pocket the device when suddenly the door to the room shot open. The drunks eyes widened and on instinct she turned towards the source and pulled the trigger.
What followed next was a bright flash that left the cheerleader stunned. Whoever was at the door suddenly vanished. She blinked her eyes once, and a second time to make sure she wasn't hallucinating. Vodka couldn't make her hallucinate, right?
"Huh?"
She looked around for a moment until a tiny set of squeaks caught her ears. Was it mice!? She hated mice! Mice were little furry devils that were a blight upon the earth. All they did was eat, steal, and make holes in walls.
She cautiously looked down and when she did her mind froze.... that wasn't a mouse.
Indulging in that stray thought for a moment, Sarah briefly checked under her host's bed. Thankfully she didn't find a secret stash of cards, instead she found a baseball bat and a few magazines.
"Geek." she smiled as she went back to observing the 'toy' in her hand. It definitely looked expensive. Maybe she could pocket it and sell for some quick cash on ebay? Nerds liked this kind of stuff. right?
She could distinctly remember that bumbling nerd Tina showing off a model lightsaber to the rest of the unpopular crowd at school. It was honestly amazing and a little creepy how hard they all stared at the plastic replica with such interest.
Then again, all nerds were creepy.
Without thinking she began to aim the gun around at anything in sight. She chalked it up to her drunkenness' that she was even doing something so uncool. Hopefully no one saw her do this as it would be hard to explain away.
Eventually her sights settled on a mirror with her own reflection. She really did look odd holding this thing. It completely clashed with her costume. Future tech and old school simply didn't mix.
"Whatever..." she said. She was about to pocket the device when suddenly the door to the room shot open. The drunks eyes widened and on instinct she turned towards the source and pulled the trigger.
What followed next was a bright flash that left the cheerleader stunned. Whoever was at the door suddenly vanished. She blinked her eyes once, and a second time to make sure she wasn't hallucinating. Vodka couldn't make her hallucinate, right?
"Huh?"
She looked around for a moment until a tiny set of squeaks caught her ears. Was it mice!? She hated mice! Mice were little furry devils that were a blight upon the earth. All they did was eat, steal, and make holes in walls.
She cautiously looked down and when she did her mind froze.... that wasn't a mouse.
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