Where there's smoke there's fire
Family's New Shrink Ray
chapter 15
by
copier
· original author:
pats2015
Seeing the look in his wife's eyes and hearing the rumbling in her gut Steve knows she is a ticking time bomb. Few pay him any attention too enamored by his gigantic wife. As Steve looks out into the crowd he sees one older man place a cigarette in his mouth. The older man looking was for a way to calm his nerves upon seeing the giant woman sitting in the street. He reaches into his pocket and with a shaky hand brings a lighter up to his mouth. Steve stares at him and his face goes white behind his chemical suit. Steve is about to run out towards the man to stop him but before he can move his legs there is an eruption right next to him.
PFTTFRRT PFTTFRRT BRAAAP BRAAAP BLAAARP BLAART!!!
Debbie rips a massive fart right in front of the crowd of neighbors. As Debbie's fart lingers the old man looks up from his cigarette at the origin of the sound only to have his lighter ignite and a huge fire ball consume the crowd.
Debbie opens her eyes relieved after having released the pressure building up inside her only to be horrified at the pandemonium on the ground. Somehow her fart had caught fire and blown a horrific flaming hurricane through the neighborhood. The first few rows of people were nothing but black burnt remains on the ground, the fire having consumed most of the fat and muscle leaving nothing but piles of scorched bones and ashes. Still further ahead people were actively burning. Some screaming and running around in agony. Others trying desperately to roll out the flames. More no longer moving on the ground while the fire continued to eat away at their bodies. Besides the horrific state of the crowd several trees and houses had also caught fire. If something wasn't done fast the whole neighborhood could go up in flames.
PFTTFRRT PFTTFRRT BRAAAP BRAAAP BLAAARP BLAART!!!
Debbie rips a massive fart right in front of the crowd of neighbors. As Debbie's fart lingers the old man looks up from his cigarette at the origin of the sound only to have his lighter ignite and a huge fire ball consume the crowd.
Debbie opens her eyes relieved after having released the pressure building up inside her only to be horrified at the pandemonium on the ground. Somehow her fart had caught fire and blown a horrific flaming hurricane through the neighborhood. The first few rows of people were nothing but black burnt remains on the ground, the fire having consumed most of the fat and muscle leaving nothing but piles of scorched bones and ashes. Still further ahead people were actively burning. Some screaming and running around in agony. Others trying desperately to roll out the flames. More no longer moving on the ground while the fire continued to eat away at their bodies. Besides the horrific state of the crowd several trees and houses had also caught fire. If something wasn't done fast the whole neighborhood could go up in flames.
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