What Nosey Neighbors are for
Family's New Shrink Ray
chapter 13
by
copier
· original author:
pats2015
Steve avoided his wife's giant gaze for a moment and thought of how to break the news to her.
"Hon, I think I know where the size ray is. It's in your stomach."
Steve saw his wife's face melt and the look said she was was about to bawl her eyes out. He couldn't have that. Right now the last thing he needed was the whole neighborhood being woken up by his giant blubbering wife. No, the quicker he dealt with this the less damage control he would face later.
"But don't worry Debbie I have a plan and I'll fix this."
As Steve tried to think of a plan on the spot he thought he heard some rustling in the bushes. Then he heard it again. Annoyed Steve walked up to the line of shrubs and tugged at the collar of the intruder.
"Nathan! What did I tell you about sneaking into my backyard! If I caught you back here again there would be trouble." Steve said.
"I know Mr. Jordan. I'm sorry. But I heard all the commotion and just wanted to make sure you and Mrs. Jordan were alright."
Nathan turned his head and his gaze lingered on Steve's now giant wife.
The kid was a terrible liar. Steve could see all evidence to that fact right in plain sight. Candy wrappers, comic books, and some military grade binoculars were all splayed out on the ground below. The kid had been having a perv fest for some time camped in the Jordan's backyard.
Steve was about to lose it on the little liar when a thought struck him. Nathan's infatuation with his wife might just be what Steve needs right now. Steve loosened his grip on the young man's shirt and lowered his voice before he spoke.
"It's alright Nathan I know you were just checking up on us. You're a good neighbor. You clearly care about me and Mrs. Jordan. As you can see we've had a bit of scientific emergency this morning and now have a big problem."
"Oh yeah Mr. Jordan. I mean my God. Debbie's bigger than your house. What happened?" Nathan said.
Steve curled his fist and tried to dispel his obvious frustration before he spoke again.
"That's not important right now. But what is important is how we're gonna fix this. Would you like to assist me in helping Debbie? Now before you answer it's gonna involve getting very up close and personal with my wife if you're not comfortable I..."
Steve didn't even have to finish his sentence.
"I'll help! Yes! Yes! Yes! Mr. Jordan you can count on me. Whatever you need. I'm here for you guys."
"Excellent Nathan. I knew I could count on you. Wait here I need to talk to Debbie and grab something before we get started."
Nathan watched as Steve walked back over to Debbie before he requested her hand. The scientist then rode her palm like an elevator to her left ear and spoke into it. Nathan stared at the scientist in envy. He could't hear what they were saying and right now he didn't care. His dreams were about to come true.
Not only had his neighborhood obsession grown to the gigantic proportions but now he was gonna get the chance to get closer to Debbie than ever before. Something he had fantasized about for months.
Nathan watched as Debbie lowered Steve back down and he ran back inside. Debbie noticed Nathan staring at her and gave a friendly wave and smile.
"Thanks so much for your help Nathan. We really appreciate it." Debbie said.
"Of course Mrs. Jordan. Anything for you."
Nathan was so lovestruck that he didn't realize his slip but Debbie either didn't notice or acknowledge the awkward comment. Nathan meanwhile daydreamed himself riding up Debbie's giant hand before stopping at her giant lips. The lips then puckered before leaning in towards him.
"Nathan you ready?"
Nathan snapped out of his daydream. Now a little red faced the boy shook his head in silence. He needed a moment to gather himself.
"Okay good. Don't worry Debbie will do most of the work for you. Just try not to fight her while she does." Steve winked at the last line.
"You can count on me Mr. J. Did I mention I got a C+ in biology last month."
That's good Nathan. That may serve you well for what were about to do. Okay last thing I'm gonna cover you in this."
Steve lifted a drum with a picture of a lush Italian meadow printed on the front.
"Stand still."
Steve emptied the contents of the drum on the teen. He grimaced at the icky feel of the substance as it covered him from head to toe. As the strange substance dripped around him Nathan finally spoke up.
"Ugh gross! Mr. Jordan what is this stuff."
Steve who had been watching his wife crawl towards them turned to Nathan.
"Why Nathan it's olive oil."
"Why do I need to be covered in olive oil?" Nathan said still confused and now a little worried.
"It actually serves two purposes my boy. First. It should make your journey a lot smoother. And more importantly. It will make you tastier for my wife."
Steve stepped aside right as the words left his mouth and Nathan was meet with the giant hand he had just fantasied about. Instead of a calm levitation like in his dream the firm grasp ripped him from where he stood. As he rose higher he saw those same lips he had seen so many times in his dreams. Now instead of puckering for a kiss they opened wide revealing a dark wet chasm. Nathan finally realized what was happening and screamed as he was drawn closer to Debbie's mouth.
"Hon, I think I know where the size ray is. It's in your stomach."
Steve saw his wife's face melt and the look said she was was about to bawl her eyes out. He couldn't have that. Right now the last thing he needed was the whole neighborhood being woken up by his giant blubbering wife. No, the quicker he dealt with this the less damage control he would face later.
"But don't worry Debbie I have a plan and I'll fix this."
As Steve tried to think of a plan on the spot he thought he heard some rustling in the bushes. Then he heard it again. Annoyed Steve walked up to the line of shrubs and tugged at the collar of the intruder.
"Nathan! What did I tell you about sneaking into my backyard! If I caught you back here again there would be trouble." Steve said.
"I know Mr. Jordan. I'm sorry. But I heard all the commotion and just wanted to make sure you and Mrs. Jordan were alright."
Nathan turned his head and his gaze lingered on Steve's now giant wife.
The kid was a terrible liar. Steve could see all evidence to that fact right in plain sight. Candy wrappers, comic books, and some military grade binoculars were all splayed out on the ground below. The kid had been having a perv fest for some time camped in the Jordan's backyard.
Steve was about to lose it on the little liar when a thought struck him. Nathan's infatuation with his wife might just be what Steve needs right now. Steve loosened his grip on the young man's shirt and lowered his voice before he spoke.
"It's alright Nathan I know you were just checking up on us. You're a good neighbor. You clearly care about me and Mrs. Jordan. As you can see we've had a bit of scientific emergency this morning and now have a big problem."
"Oh yeah Mr. Jordan. I mean my God. Debbie's bigger than your house. What happened?" Nathan said.
Steve curled his fist and tried to dispel his obvious frustration before he spoke again.
"That's not important right now. But what is important is how we're gonna fix this. Would you like to assist me in helping Debbie? Now before you answer it's gonna involve getting very up close and personal with my wife if you're not comfortable I..."
Steve didn't even have to finish his sentence.
"I'll help! Yes! Yes! Yes! Mr. Jordan you can count on me. Whatever you need. I'm here for you guys."
"Excellent Nathan. I knew I could count on you. Wait here I need to talk to Debbie and grab something before we get started."
Nathan watched as Steve walked back over to Debbie before he requested her hand. The scientist then rode her palm like an elevator to her left ear and spoke into it. Nathan stared at the scientist in envy. He could't hear what they were saying and right now he didn't care. His dreams were about to come true.
Not only had his neighborhood obsession grown to the gigantic proportions but now he was gonna get the chance to get closer to Debbie than ever before. Something he had fantasized about for months.
Nathan watched as Debbie lowered Steve back down and he ran back inside. Debbie noticed Nathan staring at her and gave a friendly wave and smile.
"Thanks so much for your help Nathan. We really appreciate it." Debbie said.
"Of course Mrs. Jordan. Anything for you."
Nathan was so lovestruck that he didn't realize his slip but Debbie either didn't notice or acknowledge the awkward comment. Nathan meanwhile daydreamed himself riding up Debbie's giant hand before stopping at her giant lips. The lips then puckered before leaning in towards him.
"Nathan you ready?"
Nathan snapped out of his daydream. Now a little red faced the boy shook his head in silence. He needed a moment to gather himself.
"Okay good. Don't worry Debbie will do most of the work for you. Just try not to fight her while she does." Steve winked at the last line.
"You can count on me Mr. J. Did I mention I got a C+ in biology last month."
That's good Nathan. That may serve you well for what were about to do. Okay last thing I'm gonna cover you in this."
Steve lifted a drum with a picture of a lush Italian meadow printed on the front.
"Stand still."
Steve emptied the contents of the drum on the teen. He grimaced at the icky feel of the substance as it covered him from head to toe. As the strange substance dripped around him Nathan finally spoke up.
"Ugh gross! Mr. Jordan what is this stuff."
Steve who had been watching his wife crawl towards them turned to Nathan.
"Why Nathan it's olive oil."
"Why do I need to be covered in olive oil?" Nathan said still confused and now a little worried.
"It actually serves two purposes my boy. First. It should make your journey a lot smoother. And more importantly. It will make you tastier for my wife."
Steve stepped aside right as the words left his mouth and Nathan was meet with the giant hand he had just fantasied about. Instead of a calm levitation like in his dream the firm grasp ripped him from where he stood. As he rose higher he saw those same lips he had seen so many times in his dreams. Now instead of puckering for a kiss they opened wide revealing a dark wet chasm. Nathan finally realized what was happening and screamed as he was drawn closer to Debbie's mouth.
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