Derek & Bethany are interrupted by a text from ...
Family's New Shrink Ray
chapter 43
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BZZT BZZT. Both of them felt the buzz of Bethany's phone on the hood of the car. Their expressions soured as Bethany picked up her phone and read the text. "You know I can still hear you two, right? I'm right here!" Bethany totally ignored all of his angry/whiny/desperate purse-texts that had come in earlier, but this was just at the wrong time.
Arthur sent a photo of himself sitting on some loose change and a lost breath mint in the bottom of Bethany's purse with a "You have GOT to be kidding me" expression on his face.
"Why, are you ready to come out now and behave?" Bethany texted him back.
"Yes! Right now! Pleeeeease," Arthur replied.
Bethany grinned a bit before showing Derek the texts, and he was pretty sure he knew what she had in mind. Derek still felt a little bit bad for the little guy as he dug his own hole, but the tiny Arthur had NO sense of timing or interpersonal skills.
Arthur sent a photo of himself sitting on some loose change and a lost breath mint in the bottom of Bethany's purse with a "You have GOT to be kidding me" expression on his face.
"Why, are you ready to come out now and behave?" Bethany texted him back.
"Yes! Right now! Pleeeeease," Arthur replied.
Bethany grinned a bit before showing Derek the texts, and he was pretty sure he knew what she had in mind. Derek still felt a little bit bad for the little guy as he dug his own hole, but the tiny Arthur had NO sense of timing or interpersonal skills.
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