Road Rage
Family's New Shrink Ray
chapter 86
by
copier
· original author:
pats2015
As Dr. Horn prematurely started to celebrate his new lease on life he became distracted and started to veer into the parallel lane once again. The already pissed off driver next to the doctor laid on his horn before coming to a complete stop to avoid a collision. The resulting action caused a massive pile up of cars all across the road while Dr. Horn sped off determined to make his rendezvous with Steve.
Now with multiple disabled vehicles blocking the lanes, the once light traffic came to a complete stop and already angry motorists started exiting their vehicles to confront each another. People from all different walks of life emptied into the road, all furious and looking for someone to blame.
"I'm late for my second job. My boss is going to kill me."
"Screw your crappy night job. I've got a deal worth millions to close and now I'm going to be late because of you!"
"You better hope you close that deal. You're going to need the money to pay for the damages to my car."
"I promised my kids I would take them for ice cream after I picked them up from practice. If I'm late they'll blab to my ex and I'll never get full custody. Whose the idiot who stopped?"
Arguments broke out, threats were made, and insurance companies were called. The motorists were all too busy playing the blame game to notice the quakes coming of heavy footsteps approaching.
As Debbie and Erica made their way down the highway they noticed a bunch of cars blocking the path forward.
"Looks like there was an accident. I'll bet it was because of the doctor driving like a mad man. Any of sign of his car?" Erica asked.
Debbie scanned the scene of wreckage and quickly determined that none of the vehicles belong to Dr. Horn.
"No. None of them are his. We must have just missed him." Debbie said.
"Don't worry Debbie he won't get far."
"I'm not. I've got an idea of who he's trying to meet up anyways. Poor Christian he's playing right into my hand."
"You can save that for when we catch him, let's get going. This isn't our mess to clean up. Erica said stepping forward.
As the two giants approached some motorists finally stopped their arguing long enough to look up and see the towering figures before them. The people looked on in silence which was unusual as Debbie and Erica both has expected them to abandon their cars and flea at first sight of them. The fact they were more confused and even looked a bit annoyed at the giants intrusion was strange to say the least.
"Um? Boo!" Erica said to little effect on the crowd.
"Well what are you waiting for? Move it! Start running!" Debbie said now a little annoyed herself.
"Why?" A man in an expensive suit questioned.
"Why? Um... because were ginormous. Don't you people watch the news?" Erica asked.
"No we can't get home to watch the news because this asshole decided to stop in the middle of the road." A large man in a gray jumpsuit said.
"I've had enough out of you." A man in a polo said as he reached into a car for a golf club.
Soon the whole angry ruckus was reignited and both giantesses just watched as tempers flared at their feet.
"What is going on here Debbie?"
"I don't know but we need to get by so these little assholes need to make way. Hey we're coming through! If you value your lives I suggest you move it!" Debbie said.
"I'm not leaving my car here where anyone can just raid it."
"Who the Hell are you to tell us to move? Why don't you two go around!"
The angry motorists had no idea of the prior events that had taken place in Debbie's neighborhood or the hospital, otherwise they wouldn't have continued to poke the bear.
"Yeah just because you're big doesn't mean you can boss us around."
"Hey Cronzilla! Why don't you and your witch girlfriend turn around and go back to Monster Island?"
Yeah! Hit the road before your giant feet leave potholes in the asphalt!"
"Aah! Debbie I think he just called us fat? That's it! Your doctor pal can wait. I think we need teach these people that all roads in this city now lead through us and there is a toll that needs to be paid."
"They do indeed need to pay Erica, in blood."
That finally got the crowd's attention but not as much as when Erica's shoe came down on top of the man holding the golf club, spraying the nearby windows with blood and guts. As the motorists scatted back to what they thought was the safety of their cars Debbie and Erica began to delight in picking them off at their leisure.
The soccer mom was one of the first to realize their mistake and ran back to her damaged cherry red mini van. When she finally closed and locked the door she looked down in her car console to see she had several missed calls from one of her kids. Probably wondering why she was running late and if they were still going to get ice cream like the woman had promised. Screw the ice cream. She was picking them up and driving straight for the airport.
As the woman went to hit redial she felt the car shake and her expensive pink cell phone dropped down onto the floor. The soccer mom bent down and reached for her dialing phone under the seat. When she came back up and prepared to talk she instead screamed into the mic as she saw a giant pair of eyes now staring back at her through the windshield.
Now with multiple disabled vehicles blocking the lanes, the once light traffic came to a complete stop and already angry motorists started exiting their vehicles to confront each another. People from all different walks of life emptied into the road, all furious and looking for someone to blame.
"I'm late for my second job. My boss is going to kill me."
"Screw your crappy night job. I've got a deal worth millions to close and now I'm going to be late because of you!"
"You better hope you close that deal. You're going to need the money to pay for the damages to my car."
"I promised my kids I would take them for ice cream after I picked them up from practice. If I'm late they'll blab to my ex and I'll never get full custody. Whose the idiot who stopped?"
Arguments broke out, threats were made, and insurance companies were called. The motorists were all too busy playing the blame game to notice the quakes coming of heavy footsteps approaching.
As Debbie and Erica made their way down the highway they noticed a bunch of cars blocking the path forward.
"Looks like there was an accident. I'll bet it was because of the doctor driving like a mad man. Any of sign of his car?" Erica asked.
Debbie scanned the scene of wreckage and quickly determined that none of the vehicles belong to Dr. Horn.
"No. None of them are his. We must have just missed him." Debbie said.
"Don't worry Debbie he won't get far."
"I'm not. I've got an idea of who he's trying to meet up anyways. Poor Christian he's playing right into my hand."
"You can save that for when we catch him, let's get going. This isn't our mess to clean up. Erica said stepping forward.
As the two giants approached some motorists finally stopped their arguing long enough to look up and see the towering figures before them. The people looked on in silence which was unusual as Debbie and Erica both has expected them to abandon their cars and flea at first sight of them. The fact they were more confused and even looked a bit annoyed at the giants intrusion was strange to say the least.
"Um? Boo!" Erica said to little effect on the crowd.
"Well what are you waiting for? Move it! Start running!" Debbie said now a little annoyed herself.
"Why?" A man in an expensive suit questioned.
"Why? Um... because were ginormous. Don't you people watch the news?" Erica asked.
"No we can't get home to watch the news because this asshole decided to stop in the middle of the road." A large man in a gray jumpsuit said.
"I've had enough out of you." A man in a polo said as he reached into a car for a golf club.
Soon the whole angry ruckus was reignited and both giantesses just watched as tempers flared at their feet.
"What is going on here Debbie?"
"I don't know but we need to get by so these little assholes need to make way. Hey we're coming through! If you value your lives I suggest you move it!" Debbie said.
"I'm not leaving my car here where anyone can just raid it."
"Who the Hell are you to tell us to move? Why don't you two go around!"
The angry motorists had no idea of the prior events that had taken place in Debbie's neighborhood or the hospital, otherwise they wouldn't have continued to poke the bear.
"Yeah just because you're big doesn't mean you can boss us around."
"Hey Cronzilla! Why don't you and your witch girlfriend turn around and go back to Monster Island?"
Yeah! Hit the road before your giant feet leave potholes in the asphalt!"
"Aah! Debbie I think he just called us fat? That's it! Your doctor pal can wait. I think we need teach these people that all roads in this city now lead through us and there is a toll that needs to be paid."
"They do indeed need to pay Erica, in blood."
That finally got the crowd's attention but not as much as when Erica's shoe came down on top of the man holding the golf club, spraying the nearby windows with blood and guts. As the motorists scatted back to what they thought was the safety of their cars Debbie and Erica began to delight in picking them off at their leisure.
The soccer mom was one of the first to realize their mistake and ran back to her damaged cherry red mini van. When she finally closed and locked the door she looked down in her car console to see she had several missed calls from one of her kids. Probably wondering why she was running late and if they were still going to get ice cream like the woman had promised. Screw the ice cream. She was picking them up and driving straight for the airport.
As the woman went to hit redial she felt the car shake and her expensive pink cell phone dropped down onto the floor. The soccer mom bent down and reached for her dialing phone under the seat. When she came back up and prepared to talk she instead screamed into the mic as she saw a giant pair of eyes now staring back at her through the windshield.
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