The biggest shit she’d ever seen
Family's New Shrink Ray
chapter 9
by
copier
· original author:
marcinballa
Irina looked ahead in amazement as she could not believe that she saw. Ahead of her, illuminated by the flashlight of her cell phone, was the absolute biggest pile of shit she had ever seen. “Jesus Madeline, what did you eat?” she said, hardly able to process the sheer size of it. Even if Irina was not standing at one centimeter tall, this would still be unbelievable in size. Dialing Debbie, Irina prepared to radio in what she had found.
On the outside world, Debbie was trying to keep Madeline occupied by gossiping and doing what she could to distract the ailing woman. “Oh, that’s Irina,” she said in an excited tone. She could see Madeline appeared nervous at what the diagnosis was. “How’s it going in there, Irina.”
Irina was instantly annoyed with Debbies tone. “It’s fucking disgusting,” she spat out. Her body was still covered in crap that had flown at her from Madeline’s horrid fart. Nevertheless, she tried to stay focused. “I found the obstruction. It’s a massive mound of crap.”
There was an awkward pause. Debbie glanced Madeline who was watching with intent. “How big is it,” she mumbled.
Irina audibly laughed into the phone. “I have no idea how we’re gonna get it out,” she said.
Debbie paused. “Alright I’ll call you right back,” she insisted.
“No wait! Let me out of here!” Irina screamed, though Debbie had already hung up. “God dammit!”
Debbie turned her attention to the concerned Madeline. “So, Irina found the source of the blockage. You’ve got a large vowel movement that appears to be too large to pass.”
Madeline’s eyes widened and she clenched her stomach again. “Oh my god, what the hell do we do now?!” she said starting to reach a stage of panic.
“I’ve got an idea,” Debbie said, knowing this would sound crazy. “I’m gonna shrink some more people to one centimeter tall, and have you insert them into your asshole. Then we’ll have them break up the crap until you can pass it.”
Madeline could not believe her ears, but she did not have a better idea. She sighed. “Alright let’s do it, I hope this works. What about Irina?”
Debbie thought for a second. “I’m gonna leave here in there for now so she can show the others the source of the blockage.
Debbie walked out of the ER room and started searching for some “volunteers.” Who does she find?
On the outside world, Debbie was trying to keep Madeline occupied by gossiping and doing what she could to distract the ailing woman. “Oh, that’s Irina,” she said in an excited tone. She could see Madeline appeared nervous at what the diagnosis was. “How’s it going in there, Irina.”
Irina was instantly annoyed with Debbies tone. “It’s fucking disgusting,” she spat out. Her body was still covered in crap that had flown at her from Madeline’s horrid fart. Nevertheless, she tried to stay focused. “I found the obstruction. It’s a massive mound of crap.”
There was an awkward pause. Debbie glanced Madeline who was watching with intent. “How big is it,” she mumbled.
Irina audibly laughed into the phone. “I have no idea how we’re gonna get it out,” she said.
Debbie paused. “Alright I’ll call you right back,” she insisted.
“No wait! Let me out of here!” Irina screamed, though Debbie had already hung up. “God dammit!”
Debbie turned her attention to the concerned Madeline. “So, Irina found the source of the blockage. You’ve got a large vowel movement that appears to be too large to pass.”
Madeline’s eyes widened and she clenched her stomach again. “Oh my god, what the hell do we do now?!” she said starting to reach a stage of panic.
“I’ve got an idea,” Debbie said, knowing this would sound crazy. “I’m gonna shrink some more people to one centimeter tall, and have you insert them into your asshole. Then we’ll have them break up the crap until you can pass it.”
Madeline could not believe her ears, but she did not have a better idea. She sighed. “Alright let’s do it, I hope this works. What about Irina?”
Debbie thought for a second. “I’m gonna leave here in there for now so she can show the others the source of the blockage.
Debbie walked out of the ER room and started searching for some “volunteers.” Who does she find?
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