Cleans Up the Mess
Family's New Shrink Ray
chapter 13
by
copier
· original author:
bobascher1
“Well, she was fun while she lasted. Actually she was a bitch and kept the house a mess. She always had headaches when I wanted to give it a go. Well enjoy your eternal head ache!” Steve pulls out the ray and shrinks the puddle on the floor. Then with a squirt of Windex and a napkin she was gone from his life.
“Cheaper than a divorce,” Steve chuckled to himself. At the lab, there was a new mousey haired girl. She avoided looking at him and giggled when they talked. “She clearly has a crush on me.”
He picked up the phone and called her, “Hey Chelle, can I stop by your flat, I want to talk.” After she hesitated, Steve insisted. Chelle relented and agreed to host him.
Racing over, he flew to her door. His heart was a flutter, recently rejoining the whole dating scene. His heart lifted when she came to the door and stuttered her welcome. Stepping inside his heart sank when this man-mountain appeared and sat on the couch. “Oh, I didn’t know you lived with your brother.”
Chelle chuckled, “He’s by boyfriend.” Steve felt punched in the gut.
He clearly overheard because he asked, “Is this the creep you work for?”
“Not now Bruno,” She motioned her hand to try and settle him.
“Hey, guy, you have some nerve ogling my gal at work. She says you’re always staring at her.” Bruno boomed. Steve didn’t think he was trying to be aggressive, but his voice was scary.
“I apologize for making your work environment hostile. Uh, I think I might get going,” Steve replied.
Chelle grabbed his arm, “Don’t go yet. You haven’t said what you wanted from me. Ignore Bruno, he is more bark than bite, but he is a cutie, aren’t you pumpkin?”
Chelle looked so happy with this loaf. Steve wanted a new companion since a Debbie’s untimely “passing.” He has no time for dating for real, what is he going to do next?
“Cheaper than a divorce,” Steve chuckled to himself. At the lab, there was a new mousey haired girl. She avoided looking at him and giggled when they talked. “She clearly has a crush on me.”
He picked up the phone and called her, “Hey Chelle, can I stop by your flat, I want to talk.” After she hesitated, Steve insisted. Chelle relented and agreed to host him.
Racing over, he flew to her door. His heart was a flutter, recently rejoining the whole dating scene. His heart lifted when she came to the door and stuttered her welcome. Stepping inside his heart sank when this man-mountain appeared and sat on the couch. “Oh, I didn’t know you lived with your brother.”
Chelle chuckled, “He’s by boyfriend.” Steve felt punched in the gut.
He clearly overheard because he asked, “Is this the creep you work for?”
“Not now Bruno,” She motioned her hand to try and settle him.
“Hey, guy, you have some nerve ogling my gal at work. She says you’re always staring at her.” Bruno boomed. Steve didn’t think he was trying to be aggressive, but his voice was scary.
“I apologize for making your work environment hostile. Uh, I think I might get going,” Steve replied.
Chelle grabbed his arm, “Don’t go yet. You haven’t said what you wanted from me. Ignore Bruno, he is more bark than bite, but he is a cutie, aren’t you pumpkin?”
Chelle looked so happy with this loaf. Steve wanted a new companion since a Debbie’s untimely “passing.” He has no time for dating for real, what is he going to do next?
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November 12
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