Your dates order for you.
When the Anthros Came to Town
chapter 7
by
copier
· original author:
redhurricane
"Hey Alan," says Kevin. "I think we should let our girlfriends order for us." "Girlfriend?" you ask. "Me and Patty but..." Cleo turns to the falcon waiter and gestures to him in sign language. "Got it," the waiter said. "Two diet sodas. Human sized and anthro sized." The waiter places a smaller table in front of you and Kevin, human sized of course. You realize at this point that Cleo might actually be mute. Kevin was dating an anthro that couldn't even speak.
But then you wonder. How did the waiter understand her. Then you realize something, all three anthros you've seen tonight at the restaurant were anthros of animals you'd normally find in Egypt. Maybe there's an anthro version of Egypt on Zoonova and they know each other. Then the waiter turns to you and Patty. "And the beta couple?" "Beta couple?" You ask. "Wait right...Guh." Your hippopotamus date lets out a giggle before pushing you against one of her mountain sized breasts. She seemed really intent on making you her boyfriend. You know a few female neighbors.
"We'll just take a couple of waters." The waiter nods his head and then flies off to the kitchen. Once the waiter's gone, Patty and Kevin let out a laugh because they noticed one of the waiter's feathers was sticking up on his head. Cleo even gives a smile. "Do you know him?" you ask.
Patty lets out a laugh. "Oh course sweetie. We're from the same neighborhood. Nile Moors is a closer to home version of Kththuus." "Kththuus?" you ask. "What the heck is that?" "It's the Zoonovan equivalent of Egypt," says Kevin. "To be perfectly honest, the technology is modern, but the fashion sense is ancient." Cleo glares at Kevin. "Not that it doesn't look good on you Cleo." Cleo then gives a smile. Patty wiggles her large body and then looks down on you. "Personally cutie, I don't go for the whole Cleopatra look, but then again, why stick with one style when you look good in them all." Patty laughs and her body jiggles. "Ugh." Patty hears a crack and then lets out a grunt as she is forced to take another chair at the table and sit on two chairs.
"The one thing I hate about this place," she complained. "Whoever built such shoddy furniture obviously wasn't feeling too consider to hippo anthros." You let out a laugh but then close your mouth because you didn't want to insult Patty's weight, but Patty just smiles down on you. "Don't be shy, you can admit it. The more woman the more beautiful and more for you to run around on little man." Patty giggles again and Kevin laughs. You turn your head and glare at Kevin. "I'm going to get you for hooking me up with this anthro Hiddenberg Kevin," you say to your friend under your breath. "Next thing you know I'll be having a shotgun pointing down on me." "You can only hope." Replies Kevin.
You let out a sigh. You really wish you knew what you were getting into when you agreed to this date, but it might be so bad. Sure Patty was oversized even for an anthro and a little vain but she seemed friendly.
But then you wonder. How did the waiter understand her. Then you realize something, all three anthros you've seen tonight at the restaurant were anthros of animals you'd normally find in Egypt. Maybe there's an anthro version of Egypt on Zoonova and they know each other. Then the waiter turns to you and Patty. "And the beta couple?" "Beta couple?" You ask. "Wait right...Guh." Your hippopotamus date lets out a giggle before pushing you against one of her mountain sized breasts. She seemed really intent on making you her boyfriend. You know a few female neighbors.
"We'll just take a couple of waters." The waiter nods his head and then flies off to the kitchen. Once the waiter's gone, Patty and Kevin let out a laugh because they noticed one of the waiter's feathers was sticking up on his head. Cleo even gives a smile. "Do you know him?" you ask.
Patty lets out a laugh. "Oh course sweetie. We're from the same neighborhood. Nile Moors is a closer to home version of Kththuus." "Kththuus?" you ask. "What the heck is that?" "It's the Zoonovan equivalent of Egypt," says Kevin. "To be perfectly honest, the technology is modern, but the fashion sense is ancient." Cleo glares at Kevin. "Not that it doesn't look good on you Cleo." Cleo then gives a smile. Patty wiggles her large body and then looks down on you. "Personally cutie, I don't go for the whole Cleopatra look, but then again, why stick with one style when you look good in them all." Patty laughs and her body jiggles. "Ugh." Patty hears a crack and then lets out a grunt as she is forced to take another chair at the table and sit on two chairs.
"The one thing I hate about this place," she complained. "Whoever built such shoddy furniture obviously wasn't feeling too consider to hippo anthros." You let out a laugh but then close your mouth because you didn't want to insult Patty's weight, but Patty just smiles down on you. "Don't be shy, you can admit it. The more woman the more beautiful and more for you to run around on little man." Patty giggles again and Kevin laughs. You turn your head and glare at Kevin. "I'm going to get you for hooking me up with this anthro Hiddenberg Kevin," you say to your friend under your breath. "Next thing you know I'll be having a shotgun pointing down on me." "You can only hope." Replies Kevin.
You let out a sigh. You really wish you knew what you were getting into when you agreed to this date, but it might be so bad. Sure Patty was oversized even for an anthro and a little vain but she seemed friendly.
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