Planet Spiral - Part 3
Your Life Bigger: The Sequel
chapter 7
by
copier
· original author:
spiralwriter
Leaning in as close as she possibly could, the atmosphere was effectively replaced with the overwhelming enormity of fractions of Miss Spiral’s all-encompassing beauty.Turning her head slowly, strands of stray hair thicker than entire landmasses narrowly passed by the planet, almost scraping it. Her ear now faced planetside, signaling that the meeting was to begin.
An almost invisible mite flared through the air, the tiniest ship rocketing towards its destination. Every six months or so, the United Nations would schedule a conference with the mightily massive mother. Ever since her ascension, they figured it would be for the best to involve a literal living goddess in most of their meetings, considering she held the whole world in her hand at times, and so much had been dedicated to her, from resources and manpower to flat out worship.
Eventually, the ship prepared for landing with the darkened cavern of her ear canal, Miss Spiral’s dull giggles echoing outside. “Hehe, you all tickle! Now be careful, it may have been a while since I cleaned in there, but after we’re done shooting the breeze, feel free to stay and help clean it out for me~” she snickered as she felt the tiniest tappings of dozens of feet leave the ship and step out onto her hyper-sensitive skin.
They were greeted by a humid darkness, and once their eyes adjusted, the depths of her size came to light. It was like standing within a cave, except the largest cave in space was simply the ear canal to an astronomical woman. They couldn’t even see the ceiling, let alone the blurry walls so far off in the distance they might as well disappear into the horizon, though mountainous masses of ear wax dotting the landscape within were quite visible.
“Greetings, Miss Spiral,” one delegate sounded off, coughing before shouting to be heard.
“Hello ladies and gents, welcome to Planet Spiral for your annual UN meeting!” Ellen chuckled, imitating a game show host’s voice. “There are some ladies in there, right? At least some progress has been made down on that little planet, right?”
A moment of pause as the gathered number of leaders all strangely looked at one another. “Yes . . . there are some women here.”
“Good!” She nodded, almost sending them all tumbling in deeper with the turn up of her head, and almost tumbling out into the bleakness of space with the turn down, stumbling the countless miles, but they clung tightly in place, and fortunately the ship was not displaced and remained steadfast in its position. “So, what did you all wanted to talk with me about? You know all that silly politics mumbo-jumbo makes me sleepy.”
“Just checking up on things. We receive reports from NASA daily about you, but want it right from your mouth about it.”
“Aww, how sweet of you! Well, I’ve been doing well, just having a liiiiiittle craving for some new clothes, like maybe, I dunno, a dress-”
“Miss Ellen, we won’t have enough supplies to give to you for at least another hundred or so years of replenishing them.”
“. . . Miss SPIRAL, thank you, and darn. Hmmph. Oh well. At least you’re honest, which is very rare for politicians these days. Anything else?”
“Well, we’d generally just like to ask with your cooperation in the continuing maintenance of Earth,” another delegate said aloud. “For example, upon your stirrings this morning, you happened to block out the sun for part of the world with your...ahem, chest…”
“That’s nothing really new. Can’t be ashamed of the fantastic body I’ve been given! Most gals would kill to have a bust like mine!” the mother giggled. “Well, I guess I can try that. Or better yet, maybe if I get bitten by the growth bug again, I can become sunnier than the Sun! Wouldn’t that be swell?!”
The delegates were quiet for a moment, unsure of how to respond. Would she actually go so far as to consume the Sun and become its replacement if given the opportunity? Hopefully, that day would never come. “Erm, well, yes then, we greatly appreciate your assistance, Miss Spiral. The rest of the members of the UN council will be thrilled to hear about this. We’ll make sure to have supplies delivered to you later today for your, erm, ‘residents’. They...are all doing alright, are they?”
“Never better!” she cheered. “Well, thanks for your little visit, everyone. Hope you enjoyed the meeting in Spiral Cave, and we hope you come back to visit us again soon. Don’t forget to give us a great review on Yelp!” Miss Spiral joked.
With the brief meeting now over - the ambassadors having only a limited number of subjects to discuss with Ellen without her feigning boredom - the delegates boarded their ship and prepared to take off. As the white ship fired up its engines and turned towards the exit of her ear canal, a few of the ambassadors used the ship’s internal wireless function, actually looking up ‘Spiral Cave’ on Yelp for fun. They were shocked to find out that it was, in fact, listed on the site - Spiral had listed it a month ago on the ‘suggestion’ of his mother - and proceeded to give it a one star review. Miss Spiral waited patiently for a minute or so, giving the vessel enough time to escape her ear before turning her head, spying the nigh-invisible mite exit safely and continue on to the remainder of its journey back to Earth.
“Bye! Have a safe trip back!” the optimistic woman waved farewell to her visitors. With the delegation now gone, Ellen Spiral’s emerald eyes stared down at her bust, her vision zooming on her children and neighbors. “Alright my little darlings, Mommy’s all free to have some fun with you now! Ready for another fun filled day with little ol’ me?”
An almost invisible mite flared through the air, the tiniest ship rocketing towards its destination. Every six months or so, the United Nations would schedule a conference with the mightily massive mother. Ever since her ascension, they figured it would be for the best to involve a literal living goddess in most of their meetings, considering she held the whole world in her hand at times, and so much had been dedicated to her, from resources and manpower to flat out worship.
Eventually, the ship prepared for landing with the darkened cavern of her ear canal, Miss Spiral’s dull giggles echoing outside. “Hehe, you all tickle! Now be careful, it may have been a while since I cleaned in there, but after we’re done shooting the breeze, feel free to stay and help clean it out for me~” she snickered as she felt the tiniest tappings of dozens of feet leave the ship and step out onto her hyper-sensitive skin.
They were greeted by a humid darkness, and once their eyes adjusted, the depths of her size came to light. It was like standing within a cave, except the largest cave in space was simply the ear canal to an astronomical woman. They couldn’t even see the ceiling, let alone the blurry walls so far off in the distance they might as well disappear into the horizon, though mountainous masses of ear wax dotting the landscape within were quite visible.
“Greetings, Miss Spiral,” one delegate sounded off, coughing before shouting to be heard.
“Hello ladies and gents, welcome to Planet Spiral for your annual UN meeting!” Ellen chuckled, imitating a game show host’s voice. “There are some ladies in there, right? At least some progress has been made down on that little planet, right?”
A moment of pause as the gathered number of leaders all strangely looked at one another. “Yes . . . there are some women here.”
“Good!” She nodded, almost sending them all tumbling in deeper with the turn up of her head, and almost tumbling out into the bleakness of space with the turn down, stumbling the countless miles, but they clung tightly in place, and fortunately the ship was not displaced and remained steadfast in its position. “So, what did you all wanted to talk with me about? You know all that silly politics mumbo-jumbo makes me sleepy.”
“Just checking up on things. We receive reports from NASA daily about you, but want it right from your mouth about it.”
“Aww, how sweet of you! Well, I’ve been doing well, just having a liiiiiittle craving for some new clothes, like maybe, I dunno, a dress-”
“Miss Ellen, we won’t have enough supplies to give to you for at least another hundred or so years of replenishing them.”
“. . . Miss SPIRAL, thank you, and darn. Hmmph. Oh well. At least you’re honest, which is very rare for politicians these days. Anything else?”
“Well, we’d generally just like to ask with your cooperation in the continuing maintenance of Earth,” another delegate said aloud. “For example, upon your stirrings this morning, you happened to block out the sun for part of the world with your...ahem, chest…”
“That’s nothing really new. Can’t be ashamed of the fantastic body I’ve been given! Most gals would kill to have a bust like mine!” the mother giggled. “Well, I guess I can try that. Or better yet, maybe if I get bitten by the growth bug again, I can become sunnier than the Sun! Wouldn’t that be swell?!”
The delegates were quiet for a moment, unsure of how to respond. Would she actually go so far as to consume the Sun and become its replacement if given the opportunity? Hopefully, that day would never come. “Erm, well, yes then, we greatly appreciate your assistance, Miss Spiral. The rest of the members of the UN council will be thrilled to hear about this. We’ll make sure to have supplies delivered to you later today for your, erm, ‘residents’. They...are all doing alright, are they?”
“Never better!” she cheered. “Well, thanks for your little visit, everyone. Hope you enjoyed the meeting in Spiral Cave, and we hope you come back to visit us again soon. Don’t forget to give us a great review on Yelp!” Miss Spiral joked.
With the brief meeting now over - the ambassadors having only a limited number of subjects to discuss with Ellen without her feigning boredom - the delegates boarded their ship and prepared to take off. As the white ship fired up its engines and turned towards the exit of her ear canal, a few of the ambassadors used the ship’s internal wireless function, actually looking up ‘Spiral Cave’ on Yelp for fun. They were shocked to find out that it was, in fact, listed on the site - Spiral had listed it a month ago on the ‘suggestion’ of his mother - and proceeded to give it a one star review. Miss Spiral waited patiently for a minute or so, giving the vessel enough time to escape her ear before turning her head, spying the nigh-invisible mite exit safely and continue on to the remainder of its journey back to Earth.
“Bye! Have a safe trip back!” the optimistic woman waved farewell to her visitors. With the delegation now gone, Ellen Spiral’s emerald eyes stared down at her bust, her vision zooming on her children and neighbors. “Alright my little darlings, Mommy’s all free to have some fun with you now! Ready for another fun filled day with little ol’ me?”
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