Mountain vs. Miss Spiral
Your Life Bigger: The Sequel
chapter 18
by
copier
· original author:
spiralwriter
With only two incomprehensible strides, the 5000 mile mother easily reached her destination in only a matter of seconds, her every action rocking the planet to its core. With her shadow casted across most of southern Asia, her toes playfully drummed against the ocean floor, her left foot occupying the entirety of the Arabian Sea, while her toes on her right foot alone filled the Bay of Bengal, the rest of her soles taking up a large portion of the Indian Ocean. Each perfect digit was over 80 miles tall, over twenty times the size of the world’s tallest mountain.
“Hiya down there!” she waved down to Nepal in general, the civilizations around the mountain absolutely frightened knowing that their sacred mountain was about to be obliterated before their very eyes by this massive American. “Hope ya don’t mind, but my toes really wanna meet your mountain. Thanks so much!”
With another playful chuckle escaping her lips, her right foot slowly rose from the ocean, massive torrents of water falling from her soles and drenching India with more than one hundred years of monsoons almost instantly. Next, she slowly hovered her appendage over the small country, her foot covering an area from Indonesia to Afghanistan. “Alrighty, time to flatten the world’s biggest mountain!” Miss Spiral then gently lowered her pinky toe on top of the massive mountain, her increased weight causing it to collapse even before her toe hit the ground. Once it did touch terra firma, a massive shockwave was felt for hundreds of miles as the living goddess made landfall, her toe almost sinking deep enough to reach the Earth’s magma layers. After several seconds of feeling the formerly largest object on the planet fall to her smallest toe, she gently removed her foot back into the ocean, an unfathomable tidal wave hitting Myanmar and Thailand almost instantly.
“That was so much fun!” the continental woman cheered. “Now I’m officially the biggest gal on the planet!”
Miss Spiral patted herself on the back, but found she still had almost the entire day left to do as she pleased. “What can a 5000-mile gal do?” She asked herself, a wondrous echo across the globe. “Y’know, I feel like maybe I’ve deserved a little something, growing this big in the past three days! A nice suntan, maybe something to nibble on, some pampering. Today will be my spa day!”
At her booming declaration, most of the world had no idea what a ‘spa day’ meant for a woman 5000 miles tall, or whatever actions it may entail.
From her hometown, Lily and Michael gazed upwards, sighing. “Wonder what mom’s gonna do?”
“Take full advantage of her size, that’s for sure. She did tell me she always wanted to have a little tanning session sprawled entirely across the Sahara Desert…”
“Give her a minute. It’ll come…”
“Ah, I’ve got the perfect little tanning spot in mind!” Miss Spiral smiled. “My own private beach right in the middle of Africa!”
“See, told ya,” Michael said to his sister. “Well, at least she won’t be causing too much trouble now...for at least a few hours.”
“Really depends on how stupid the military is,” Lily nodded. “They try to nuke her again and it won’t be a pretty sight. Twenty bucks says they try to attack her and Mom only gets bigger.”
“Hmmm...You know, I’ll actually take that bet.”
“Your loss. Might as well just give me that $20 now.”
“Hiya down there!” she waved down to Nepal in general, the civilizations around the mountain absolutely frightened knowing that their sacred mountain was about to be obliterated before their very eyes by this massive American. “Hope ya don’t mind, but my toes really wanna meet your mountain. Thanks so much!”
With another playful chuckle escaping her lips, her right foot slowly rose from the ocean, massive torrents of water falling from her soles and drenching India with more than one hundred years of monsoons almost instantly. Next, she slowly hovered her appendage over the small country, her foot covering an area from Indonesia to Afghanistan. “Alrighty, time to flatten the world’s biggest mountain!” Miss Spiral then gently lowered her pinky toe on top of the massive mountain, her increased weight causing it to collapse even before her toe hit the ground. Once it did touch terra firma, a massive shockwave was felt for hundreds of miles as the living goddess made landfall, her toe almost sinking deep enough to reach the Earth’s magma layers. After several seconds of feeling the formerly largest object on the planet fall to her smallest toe, she gently removed her foot back into the ocean, an unfathomable tidal wave hitting Myanmar and Thailand almost instantly.
“That was so much fun!” the continental woman cheered. “Now I’m officially the biggest gal on the planet!”
Miss Spiral patted herself on the back, but found she still had almost the entire day left to do as she pleased. “What can a 5000-mile gal do?” She asked herself, a wondrous echo across the globe. “Y’know, I feel like maybe I’ve deserved a little something, growing this big in the past three days! A nice suntan, maybe something to nibble on, some pampering. Today will be my spa day!”
At her booming declaration, most of the world had no idea what a ‘spa day’ meant for a woman 5000 miles tall, or whatever actions it may entail.
From her hometown, Lily and Michael gazed upwards, sighing. “Wonder what mom’s gonna do?”
“Take full advantage of her size, that’s for sure. She did tell me she always wanted to have a little tanning session sprawled entirely across the Sahara Desert…”
“Give her a minute. It’ll come…”
“Ah, I’ve got the perfect little tanning spot in mind!” Miss Spiral smiled. “My own private beach right in the middle of Africa!”
“See, told ya,” Michael said to his sister. “Well, at least she won’t be causing too much trouble now...for at least a few hours.”
“Really depends on how stupid the military is,” Lily nodded. “They try to nuke her again and it won’t be a pretty sight. Twenty bucks says they try to attack her and Mom only gets bigger.”
“Hmmm...You know, I’ll actually take that bet.”
“Your loss. Might as well just give me that $20 now.”
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