Who's Really In Charge Here?
Your Life Bigger: The Sequel
chapter 6
by
copier
· original author:
tinylelouch
That wasn't all the news showed. Today also marked the day of an important United Nations meeting in France. These meetings were fairly common but the topic of today was of note: what to do about Jaz. At least once a year world leaders came together to discuss the giantess and her effects on society. Really it was just a gathering to see if either any country had been harmed by her or if anyone had come close to isolating what caused her to grow and possibly cure it. Mercifully almost all these meetings never had to discuss the damages too much though more than a few leaders begrudgingly admitted having to worship her. The gatherings became more about assessing the progress of research.
In the large room full of national icons a group of scientists were set to give their presentation. Silently everyone watched as the head scientist cleared his throat.
"In the past year we've made great strides in isolating what makes Jasmine so...unique." He clicked a button to move to the next slide. "As you can see here this is a standard human DNA strand. After copious amounts of time researching Jasmine's DNA we've discovered it's fully human but at the same time...not."
"What do you mean?" England's Prime Minister queried.
"It's a perfect example of DNA. No flaws whatsoever. But that simply doesn't make sense. A normal person doesn't simply become hundreds of miles tall. So we turned from genetics on to her cellular structure and there in we found something interesting. You see, despite Jasmine being fully human her body is completely superior to ours in virtually every way."
"Obviously." Russia's leader chirped in a thick accent.
"Her height is one thing but I'm talking about from a human perspective. Jasmine is extraordinary. Our research shows she's capable of effortlessly lifting much more than her body mass would indicate. Her senses are superhuman. I'm sure as you are all aware she is still somehow capable of detecting humans despite long since becoming too large to logically do so. This is because her sight, hearing, and sense of touch have all been magnified somehow. Perhaps as an adaptation to her size but we cannot be certain. Further tests also demonstrate that she has significant endurance, much more than should be possible for someone who doesn't regularly exercise. Alongside this tests of her muscles and bones show they aren't merely healthy, they are extremely healthy. Healthy to a point it would be impossible for a regular human. Even if she were normal sized Jasmine would be one of the finest specimens of humanity to ever walk the Earth. We can't be certain but she may very well possess the keys to the next phase of our evolution."
"Growing to a giant is evolution? Preposterous!"
"Not as much as you may think. You see-"
Whatever the scientist was trying to say got drowned out by the sound of the roof being ripped away. A gigantic finger effortlessly brushed away the ceiling revealing a set of mile-high teeth smiling down at them.
"Man you guys are hard to find. It's almost like you're trying to hide." Jaz giggled. "You can't have a meeting about me without...well...me!"
"It must have slipped our minds Jasmine." The U.S. President nervously answered.
"No problem! Just keep going like I'm not even here."
"Well then...Ahem, as I was saying. Jasmine is a fine specimen of a human. Perhaps the greatest we have ever had."
"Tell me something I don't know." Jaz chuckled again.
The scientist sighed, "Further testing may be required but-"
"Sorry guys I can't hear you too well. I'm going to bring you in closer."
Without waiting for response Jaz picked up the U.N. meeting place with a fingernail and brought if closer to her ear. "Now repeat that please?"
Once he regained his footing the scientist nervous stuttered "W-We may need to do further testing."
Jaz groaned, "More tests? Seriously? They always cut into my worship time!"
"We understand Jaz but you see..."
"I know I know...It's important to make sure everything's fine with me. I get that. But you guys take so much time doing it it gets so boring...Unless...you guys wanna keep me entertained." Everyone paled as they began to find mischief in her voice.
"In fact." Jaz continued, "I think I should remind you all who's in charge here." She poked her tongue out playfully.
"We know who's in charge dear! No need for anything drastic!"
"Really? I haven't been hearing Goddess anywhere from you guys. Besides I can't remember the last time I had the President lick my toe nails. Or the Prime Minister climb my finger. In fact, I can't remember the last time any of you bugs worshiped me." She smiled, "We should fix that...Actually. Let's get all of Europe in on this. I think it's time Jazzy has herself some fun!"
In the large room full of national icons a group of scientists were set to give their presentation. Silently everyone watched as the head scientist cleared his throat.
"In the past year we've made great strides in isolating what makes Jasmine so...unique." He clicked a button to move to the next slide. "As you can see here this is a standard human DNA strand. After copious amounts of time researching Jasmine's DNA we've discovered it's fully human but at the same time...not."
"What do you mean?" England's Prime Minister queried.
"It's a perfect example of DNA. No flaws whatsoever. But that simply doesn't make sense. A normal person doesn't simply become hundreds of miles tall. So we turned from genetics on to her cellular structure and there in we found something interesting. You see, despite Jasmine being fully human her body is completely superior to ours in virtually every way."
"Obviously." Russia's leader chirped in a thick accent.
"Her height is one thing but I'm talking about from a human perspective. Jasmine is extraordinary. Our research shows she's capable of effortlessly lifting much more than her body mass would indicate. Her senses are superhuman. I'm sure as you are all aware she is still somehow capable of detecting humans despite long since becoming too large to logically do so. This is because her sight, hearing, and sense of touch have all been magnified somehow. Perhaps as an adaptation to her size but we cannot be certain. Further tests also demonstrate that she has significant endurance, much more than should be possible for someone who doesn't regularly exercise. Alongside this tests of her muscles and bones show they aren't merely healthy, they are extremely healthy. Healthy to a point it would be impossible for a regular human. Even if she were normal sized Jasmine would be one of the finest specimens of humanity to ever walk the Earth. We can't be certain but she may very well possess the keys to the next phase of our evolution."
"Growing to a giant is evolution? Preposterous!"
"Not as much as you may think. You see-"
Whatever the scientist was trying to say got drowned out by the sound of the roof being ripped away. A gigantic finger effortlessly brushed away the ceiling revealing a set of mile-high teeth smiling down at them.
"Man you guys are hard to find. It's almost like you're trying to hide." Jaz giggled. "You can't have a meeting about me without...well...me!"
"It must have slipped our minds Jasmine." The U.S. President nervously answered.
"No problem! Just keep going like I'm not even here."
"Well then...Ahem, as I was saying. Jasmine is a fine specimen of a human. Perhaps the greatest we have ever had."
"Tell me something I don't know." Jaz chuckled again.
The scientist sighed, "Further testing may be required but-"
"Sorry guys I can't hear you too well. I'm going to bring you in closer."
Without waiting for response Jaz picked up the U.N. meeting place with a fingernail and brought if closer to her ear. "Now repeat that please?"
Once he regained his footing the scientist nervous stuttered "W-We may need to do further testing."
Jaz groaned, "More tests? Seriously? They always cut into my worship time!"
"We understand Jaz but you see..."
"I know I know...It's important to make sure everything's fine with me. I get that. But you guys take so much time doing it it gets so boring...Unless...you guys wanna keep me entertained." Everyone paled as they began to find mischief in her voice.
"In fact." Jaz continued, "I think I should remind you all who's in charge here." She poked her tongue out playfully.
"We know who's in charge dear! No need for anything drastic!"
"Really? I haven't been hearing Goddess anywhere from you guys. Besides I can't remember the last time I had the President lick my toe nails. Or the Prime Minister climb my finger. In fact, I can't remember the last time any of you bugs worshiped me." She smiled, "We should fix that...Actually. Let's get all of Europe in on this. I think it's time Jazzy has herself some fun!"
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