She needs a better disguise
Anime Vore, GTS, GT, Shrinking, Unbirth
chapter 62
by
copier
· original author:
erik
The chairman of the tournament wasn't enjoying the argument between May and Misty. He could see that this fight wasn't about fighting or experience...or even about having fun. It was about who could insult the other using such bad language. The chairman sighed and walked over to the announcer's booth. He grabbed the mic from the annoucncer and spoke through the P.A. system.
"Hey! This is meant to be a battle between pokemon, not an episode of Dynasty!" yelled the chairman through the mic.
"What's Dynasty?" asked the annoucer.
"Never mind" said the chairman. "now, either continue the match or I'm forcing you two out of the tournament"
Misty and May were still arguing. The chairman lost his patience.
"HEY, YOU BITCHES! FIGHT WITH YOUR POKEMON INSTEAD OF FIGHTING WITH YOUR FLITHY MOUTHS YOU LITTLE DYKES!" screamed the chairman. The yelling of the chairman snapped Misty and May out of thier fight.
"Right...Staryu!" ordered Misty. "Water gun! Uhh...Staryu?" Misty looked around to see her Staryu flirting with another Staryu. Misty cleared her throat, causing Staryu to return to the field. Eevee was smoking a joint. "HEY! Don'tcha know that drugs are bad for you?!" asked May.
"Eeveeeeee" said Eevee, which translated to "Are we ready to fight now or are you two going to have a slapping contest over that hat boy?"
"Staryu, tackle!" ordered Misty. Misty's staryu rushes at Eevee.
"Eevee, double team!" ordered May. Eevee performed the right move and Staryu was surrounded by 10 Eevees.
"Staryu, water pulse" ordered Misty. The water pulse went everywhere in the arena, revealing the real Eevee.
"Staryu, tackle!" ordered Misty.
"Dodge and use swift, eevee!" ordered May.
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Ash watched transfixed to the battle on television. His jaw dropped when he heard Misty and May argue like that. Ash didn't know that Misty and May knew that kind of language. The fight continued on the TV when a woman entered the room. The woman had red hair covered by a hat. The woman looked like Nurse Joy, but Ash knew better.
"Can't you come up with a better disguise, Jessie?" asked Ash.
"This is the best I can do with short notice" grumbled Jessie.
"Where's James?" asked Ash. "and Meowth?"
"Never mind that, twerp" said Jessie.
"Jenny got them, huh?" asked Ash.
"SHUT UP!" yelled Jessie. "and give me that Pikachu of yours"
"Pikachu isn't here" said Ash. "actually, I haven't seen Pikachu for a while now. Hope he's okay"
"Well" said Jessie. "I'll just take you instead"
"Over my dead body" said a voice behind Jessie. Jessie whirled around and saw that Jenny was standing there in the doorway.
"I heard about an intruder" said Jenny. "I guess you're the intruder"
"Sviper, poison tail!" yelled Jessie, throwing her pokeball to the ground. The snake-like pokemon lunged at Jenny, who dodged.
It was all over in 4 short minutes when Jenny's growithe toasted Sviper.
"I got you now" said Jenny.
Suddenly, smoke filled the room. The smoke seem to come from every which way, and Jenny and Ash were blinded. When the smoke cleared, Jessie was gone.
"She escaped" said Jenny. "but I'm going to catch her!" She rushed out of the room.
"It's all over!" said the announcer on the TV. During all the comotion, Ash missed the match. Ash looked up at the TV to see who had won.
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