When Frogs Learn to Fly
AnimeVore,GTS,GT,Shrink,Unbirth,AnalVore
chapter 74
by
copier
· original author:
fearboy
After Aki binged on her children and the belly incest, things went pretty much back to normal in the Hinata household. Everyone went back to doing what they usually did. Aki went back to work, Natsumi continued tormenting Keroro, Fuyuki went back to being lazy and the Armpit Platoon came up with a new get rich quick scheme to help them conquer the world. Well, to be accurate Keroro came up with a get rich quick scheme to buy new Gundam models and maybe have a little cash left over to take over the planet.
“Fuyuki you sweet, kind boy, how are you?” Sergeant Keroro asked as he slipped into Fuyuki’s room. The young boy was sitting at his desk and looked up from his book on space slugs to stare curiously down at the green frog alien. Keroro was acting nice, which only meant one thing; he wanted something.
“Sarge, I’m not getting the cookies down from on top the fridge or helping you hide the new models you bought from Giroro.”
“How do you know about my new models!?” Keroro screamed in terror before calming down a second later and started acting nonchalant. “No, no, I’m not here to talk about that. I have much more important things to do. How would you like to be an Internet celebrity!..... And help your good friend enslave this world.”
“Not interested,” Fuyuki told Keroro and picked up his book again. Huffing at his friend’s indifference to his latest plan, Keroro crawled onto his desk and grabbed his book from his hands. Before Fuyuki could react, Keroro put his arm around the young boys neck and explained his latest flash of brilliance.
“Listen Fuyuki, I’ve learned one thing about your planet after spending a few minutes on your Internet and that’s that Pekoponians love their porn. You guys are crazy about it and I’m going to harness it to take over the world.”
“And I play into this how?” Fuyuki asked. He was one of the rare tween boys in the world that wasn’t interested in porn. He just didn’t see the point in seeing pictures of naked girls when he could be looking at naked pictures of Sasquatch.
“You are having sex with Natsumi, who I have heard is quite the teenage hottie from a number of sources that are red and will shoot me if I tell you their identity. Next time you make your messy, Pekoponian love with your sister make sure to take lots of pictures and video tape it. I’ll post it all over the web and begin Operation: Horny Monkey Mind Control. It’s fool proof! Kero Kero Kero!” Fuyuki looked in dismay as Keroro started his trademark laugh. Feeling a headache coming on, he tried to come up with the numerous reasons why his plan was bad. He wasn’t certain he could reach his alien friend after he came up with a stupid idea, but he still had to try.
“There are a couple things you need to know. One, it’s illegal to post naked pictures of someone Natsumi’s age online. Two, if Natsumi found out about it you’re dead. Three, if my mom found out about it you’re dead. Four, if Giroro found out about it you’re dead as soon as he stops his nose bleed. Five, how will putting more porn on the Internet help you take over the world? Six, what I did with Natsumi was a one-time thing caused by stress and confusion; there will be no repeats. Seven….”
“Stop your attempt at using logic,” Keroro interjected, waving his froggy finger in Fuyuki’s face. “I will admit, there are some…flaws in my plan, but it will work. Natsumi will be easy to convince about this plan, she’s not smart enough to figure out that I’m using her. No one will get upset about her doing porn, anyone with half a brain can see that she will eventually end up stripping in some Pekoponian bar. The only thing I am worried about is that the viewers won’t find her that mesmerizing. She’s good looking in a boyish way, but if we had your mom we would have every eye on the planet focused on her. She’s the one with the big rack ands gorgeous face, while Natsumi’s butt is already starting to sag from….why is it so hot all of a sudden?”
Sergeant Keroro looked at Fuyuki, who was staring with wide, fearful eyes behind Keroro’s back. With no clue about what was behind him he turned his head and came face to burning, rage filled face with Natsumi. A red burning aura surrounded her as she clenched her fists and kept her head down. It took Keroro several seconds to realize how dead he was, his face growing more terrified as it sank in. With a final prayer, he braced himself.
“DIE!”
Delivering a perfect Shōryū-ken to the frog, Sergeant Keroro was blown through Fuyuki’s ceiling and into the night sky. A terrified Fuyuki looked through the hole in his ceiling, wondering ideally who was going to fix that. Then he realized that Natsumi was looking at him. He reeled back, covering his face if Natsumi decided he needed divine punishment now. Natsumi took a step forward and Fuyuki flopped out of his chair. Natsumi leaned down and grabbed Fuyuki’s shoulders. Hoping that she didn’t break any of his teeth, Fuyuki looked up and was blown back in surprise. Natsumi didn’t look angry. She was blushing and breathy heavily. She kneeled down in front of Fuyuki and shakily said what was on her mind.
“Fuyuki you sweet, kind boy, how are you?” Sergeant Keroro asked as he slipped into Fuyuki’s room. The young boy was sitting at his desk and looked up from his book on space slugs to stare curiously down at the green frog alien. Keroro was acting nice, which only meant one thing; he wanted something.
“Sarge, I’m not getting the cookies down from on top the fridge or helping you hide the new models you bought from Giroro.”
“How do you know about my new models!?” Keroro screamed in terror before calming down a second later and started acting nonchalant. “No, no, I’m not here to talk about that. I have much more important things to do. How would you like to be an Internet celebrity!..... And help your good friend enslave this world.”
“Not interested,” Fuyuki told Keroro and picked up his book again. Huffing at his friend’s indifference to his latest plan, Keroro crawled onto his desk and grabbed his book from his hands. Before Fuyuki could react, Keroro put his arm around the young boys neck and explained his latest flash of brilliance.
“Listen Fuyuki, I’ve learned one thing about your planet after spending a few minutes on your Internet and that’s that Pekoponians love their porn. You guys are crazy about it and I’m going to harness it to take over the world.”
“And I play into this how?” Fuyuki asked. He was one of the rare tween boys in the world that wasn’t interested in porn. He just didn’t see the point in seeing pictures of naked girls when he could be looking at naked pictures of Sasquatch.
“You are having sex with Natsumi, who I have heard is quite the teenage hottie from a number of sources that are red and will shoot me if I tell you their identity. Next time you make your messy, Pekoponian love with your sister make sure to take lots of pictures and video tape it. I’ll post it all over the web and begin Operation: Horny Monkey Mind Control. It’s fool proof! Kero Kero Kero!” Fuyuki looked in dismay as Keroro started his trademark laugh. Feeling a headache coming on, he tried to come up with the numerous reasons why his plan was bad. He wasn’t certain he could reach his alien friend after he came up with a stupid idea, but he still had to try.
“There are a couple things you need to know. One, it’s illegal to post naked pictures of someone Natsumi’s age online. Two, if Natsumi found out about it you’re dead. Three, if my mom found out about it you’re dead. Four, if Giroro found out about it you’re dead as soon as he stops his nose bleed. Five, how will putting more porn on the Internet help you take over the world? Six, what I did with Natsumi was a one-time thing caused by stress and confusion; there will be no repeats. Seven….”
“Stop your attempt at using logic,” Keroro interjected, waving his froggy finger in Fuyuki’s face. “I will admit, there are some…flaws in my plan, but it will work. Natsumi will be easy to convince about this plan, she’s not smart enough to figure out that I’m using her. No one will get upset about her doing porn, anyone with half a brain can see that she will eventually end up stripping in some Pekoponian bar. The only thing I am worried about is that the viewers won’t find her that mesmerizing. She’s good looking in a boyish way, but if we had your mom we would have every eye on the planet focused on her. She’s the one with the big rack ands gorgeous face, while Natsumi’s butt is already starting to sag from….why is it so hot all of a sudden?”
Sergeant Keroro looked at Fuyuki, who was staring with wide, fearful eyes behind Keroro’s back. With no clue about what was behind him he turned his head and came face to burning, rage filled face with Natsumi. A red burning aura surrounded her as she clenched her fists and kept her head down. It took Keroro several seconds to realize how dead he was, his face growing more terrified as it sank in. With a final prayer, he braced himself.
“DIE!”
Delivering a perfect Shōryū-ken to the frog, Sergeant Keroro was blown through Fuyuki’s ceiling and into the night sky. A terrified Fuyuki looked through the hole in his ceiling, wondering ideally who was going to fix that. Then he realized that Natsumi was looking at him. He reeled back, covering his face if Natsumi decided he needed divine punishment now. Natsumi took a step forward and Fuyuki flopped out of his chair. Natsumi leaned down and grabbed Fuyuki’s shoulders. Hoping that she didn’t break any of his teeth, Fuyuki looked up and was blown back in surprise. Natsumi didn’t look angry. She was blushing and breathy heavily. She kneeled down in front of Fuyuki and shakily said what was on her mind.
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