You and me baby ain't nothin but mam-...Frogs
AnimeVore,GTS,GT,Shrink,Unbirth,AnalVore
chapter 61
by
copier
· original author:
sonic411
New Narrator:...So this is the where I do the narration huh? Okay...hey what happened to the old narrator?....What do you mean don't ask questions?....*Sigh* Fine.
We start on a slow descent from space, down to Earth, and eventually above the Hinata Household in Japan.
Narrator: Anyone who studies Ufology or saw "The Fourth Kind" knows that many alien races have been visiting the Earth for millions of years, with each one having their own purposes for coming to a world much more primitive then their own. While some say their intentions are noble, others claim every extraterrestrial out there wants nothing more than to conquer us. Fortunately, for one reason or another, most of the hostile ones are nothing to worry about, least of all these guys. Still, aside from the whole safety of the planet thing, that fact also leaves the Hinata House looking so peaceful on a sunny day like this.
Keroro: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Narrator: Oh, spoke to soon.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Keroro continued screaming as he ran as fast as his tiny green legs could carry him. He made a beeline from upstairs down to his basement room. He threw the door open and rushed past the private, leaving smoke behind along with...slime?
"Trouble, big trouble! Gotta pack! Gotta get out of here!" Keroro threw everything that was his he could fit into one suitcase. By the time he was finished, the room was totally bare of everything but the mini fridge, and yet he still was able to close up the suitcase, leaving him plenty of time to yell "Private, why aren't ready to amscray yet?!"
"I'm trying!" spoke a distraught Tamama. No matter what he did, for some reason he couldn't get his suitcase to close for some reason. This left him sweating buckets of transparent goo before he finally snapped like always. Cursing the suitcase, Tamama fired an energy blast out of his mouth right at the stubborn suitcase, thus making the whole house quake, and leaving his and the Sarge cinged black. The suitcase was promptly reduced to ashes "AH! I need to repack!"
"There's no time!" Giroro shouted as he slammed the door open. Like any good soldier, he had his case strapped to his belt along with all this weapons. One such gun was aimed at Tamama as he tried to beg for more time, causing Giroro to shoot at his feet. As Sarge tried to quell the situation, Giroro told them "Listen to me you to! This is the most critical state we've ever been in on this planet, and I am not about to have this mission ruined by you slackers! Now move before they find us!"
As his gun shined at them, both Keroro and Tamama got the picture. Giroro was right, of all their invasion plans that had failed, this was one that they could not afford to follow in that same pattern, or else all hell would break loose. At this point, they were a danger to themselves, but if they found the platoon escaping, all hope would be lost.
Tamama ran for his life up the stairs, but then Giroro had to witness the embarassing sight of his sargeant struggling to pull his suitcase along with him. If he had just packed the essentials, this wouldn't have happened. He had finally managed to drag it out the door when he stopped and was shocked to find that he had left the most important things of all down in their base "Wait, MY GUNDAM MODELS! I can't leave them!"
A vein throbbed in Giroro's head as he kicked his sargeant with all his might. This caused the slippery little frog to bounce off all the walls of every room in the Hinata House. As Keroro tried out for a green double of Sonic the Hedgehog though, every time he hit something, slime smeared all over everything he touched!
Narrator: Wow, the walls are oozing slime! Creepy. Well as long as they don't feed on negative emotions, I guess it's okay.
Finally, Keroro landed outside where Tamama, Kululu, and soon Giroro were prepping their hovercrafts to escape. Kululu for once was being as serious as everyone else as the situation required, and as he saw his dazed leader giggling thanks to the several bumps on his head from hitting the wall so much, he told him "THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!...KuluKuluKuluKuluKulu."
Just as Keroro got himself up and to his own craft, the four heard a noise above and saw the fifth member of the platoon already ready to fly off. "Dororo." Sarge acknowledged, and the ninja of the five told him "What are you waiting for?! We need to-"
Before he could finish, a bright light came from the house as the backdoor slid open. This prompted Tamama to scream "Oh no, it's too late! They're here!" The others cowered in fear as three ominous figures stood in silhouette before them.
Narrator: Just who are these unknown foes? Has the Sarge and his Platoon finally been tracked down by alien hunters? Are these compitent invaders here to take over? Are they...oh wait, it's just the Hinata Family.
"The house is covered in what I'm assuming is alien slime. Who do I have to kill? Come on, be honest." Aki spoke first. While Fuyuki argued that it could easily be Ectoplasm, and Natsumi swore vengeance if any of that gunk touched her, the frogs were too freaked and just plain embarassed to say anything, wanting nothing more than to be away from this place. However, for once acting like a compitent leader, Keroro swallowed his pride and stepped forward, ready to take responsibilities for his actions.
"I was hoping you wouldn't find out; we're pretty embarassed by the whole thing you know. But if you must know *Blush* the answer to all your questions is that...It's our mating season."
We start on a slow descent from space, down to Earth, and eventually above the Hinata Household in Japan.
Narrator: Anyone who studies Ufology or saw "The Fourth Kind" knows that many alien races have been visiting the Earth for millions of years, with each one having their own purposes for coming to a world much more primitive then their own. While some say their intentions are noble, others claim every extraterrestrial out there wants nothing more than to conquer us. Fortunately, for one reason or another, most of the hostile ones are nothing to worry about, least of all these guys. Still, aside from the whole safety of the planet thing, that fact also leaves the Hinata House looking so peaceful on a sunny day like this.
Keroro: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Narrator: Oh, spoke to soon.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Keroro continued screaming as he ran as fast as his tiny green legs could carry him. He made a beeline from upstairs down to his basement room. He threw the door open and rushed past the private, leaving smoke behind along with...slime?
"Trouble, big trouble! Gotta pack! Gotta get out of here!" Keroro threw everything that was his he could fit into one suitcase. By the time he was finished, the room was totally bare of everything but the mini fridge, and yet he still was able to close up the suitcase, leaving him plenty of time to yell "Private, why aren't ready to amscray yet?!"
"I'm trying!" spoke a distraught Tamama. No matter what he did, for some reason he couldn't get his suitcase to close for some reason. This left him sweating buckets of transparent goo before he finally snapped like always. Cursing the suitcase, Tamama fired an energy blast out of his mouth right at the stubborn suitcase, thus making the whole house quake, and leaving his and the Sarge cinged black. The suitcase was promptly reduced to ashes "AH! I need to repack!"
"There's no time!" Giroro shouted as he slammed the door open. Like any good soldier, he had his case strapped to his belt along with all this weapons. One such gun was aimed at Tamama as he tried to beg for more time, causing Giroro to shoot at his feet. As Sarge tried to quell the situation, Giroro told them "Listen to me you to! This is the most critical state we've ever been in on this planet, and I am not about to have this mission ruined by you slackers! Now move before they find us!"
As his gun shined at them, both Keroro and Tamama got the picture. Giroro was right, of all their invasion plans that had failed, this was one that they could not afford to follow in that same pattern, or else all hell would break loose. At this point, they were a danger to themselves, but if they found the platoon escaping, all hope would be lost.
Tamama ran for his life up the stairs, but then Giroro had to witness the embarassing sight of his sargeant struggling to pull his suitcase along with him. If he had just packed the essentials, this wouldn't have happened. He had finally managed to drag it out the door when he stopped and was shocked to find that he had left the most important things of all down in their base "Wait, MY GUNDAM MODELS! I can't leave them!"
A vein throbbed in Giroro's head as he kicked his sargeant with all his might. This caused the slippery little frog to bounce off all the walls of every room in the Hinata House. As Keroro tried out for a green double of Sonic the Hedgehog though, every time he hit something, slime smeared all over everything he touched!
Narrator: Wow, the walls are oozing slime! Creepy. Well as long as they don't feed on negative emotions, I guess it's okay.
Finally, Keroro landed outside where Tamama, Kululu, and soon Giroro were prepping their hovercrafts to escape. Kululu for once was being as serious as everyone else as the situation required, and as he saw his dazed leader giggling thanks to the several bumps on his head from hitting the wall so much, he told him "THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!...KuluKuluKuluKuluKulu."
Just as Keroro got himself up and to his own craft, the four heard a noise above and saw the fifth member of the platoon already ready to fly off. "Dororo." Sarge acknowledged, and the ninja of the five told him "What are you waiting for?! We need to-"
Before he could finish, a bright light came from the house as the backdoor slid open. This prompted Tamama to scream "Oh no, it's too late! They're here!" The others cowered in fear as three ominous figures stood in silhouette before them.
Narrator: Just who are these unknown foes? Has the Sarge and his Platoon finally been tracked down by alien hunters? Are these compitent invaders here to take over? Are they...oh wait, it's just the Hinata Family.
"The house is covered in what I'm assuming is alien slime. Who do I have to kill? Come on, be honest." Aki spoke first. While Fuyuki argued that it could easily be Ectoplasm, and Natsumi swore vengeance if any of that gunk touched her, the frogs were too freaked and just plain embarassed to say anything, wanting nothing more than to be away from this place. However, for once acting like a compitent leader, Keroro swallowed his pride and stepped forward, ready to take responsibilities for his actions.
"I was hoping you wouldn't find out; we're pretty embarassed by the whole thing you know. But if you must know *Blush* the answer to all your questions is that...It's our mating season."
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