Unusual comparisons
AnimeVore,GTS,GT,Shrink,Unbirth,AnalVore
chapter 34
by
copier
· original author:
awesomeuser
"Why do we have to watch where we're going?" One of the women that Ino and Sakura ran into asked, "You're the ones who ran into us!"
"Anko...?" Sakura muttered, she then looked over to the other person, "Kurenai." Anko was wearing her usual clothes - or what qualified as usual for Anko anyways. A fishnet shirt, which made her body visible to anyone, with only a trenchcoat on to cover herself up. Kurenai was wearing her usual jounin clothes, for she had missions to do for that day.
"Yeah it's me... eh... Whoever you are." Anko looked at the two pink haired girls, "Sakura and..."
Kurenai looked the two over, "Sakura... you look different somehow... I didn't know you had a sister either."
"Yeah, it's definately been a while!" Sakura said, rubbing the back of her head, "And this is Ino, not a sister of mine! She just decided to dye her hair pink for some odd reason... Not entirely sure why either!"
"Yeah!" Ino said, joining in the conversation, "I just felt like annoying Sakura!"
Anko and Kurenai looked at each other, and it was obvious that they didn't buy the lie.
"Right..." Anko muttered, "You guys do know that I don't buy that bullshit right?"
Sakura and Ino both sighed.
"Anyways, did you get a secret from Tsunade or something Sakura?" Anko said, looking at the girl, "I remember you being a lot more masculine, but now you look a bit more like a normal female!"
Sakura glared at the woman, "Thanks Anko, that makes me feel much better."
"Though, you could still do a better job, like for instance..." She walked over to Sakura, "You could get some wider hips, and a more junk int he trunk, if you know what I mean!" Anko grinned, "Your shoulders also look a little broad... Well, I guess there's nothing you can do about that!"
"And I suppose you have the perfect figure?" Sakura asked sarcastically.
"Well, yeah!" She spun around in front of Ino and Sakura, and Kurenai couldn't help but put her head in her hand and sigh. "Just look at me! First off, I have a fashion sense that will attract any male to me within a mile!"
"Like I'll ever dress like you..." Sakura muttered.
Anko continued as if she didn't hear Sakura, "My shoulders first off aren't broad like yours are, and secondly I have much larger hips than you do Sakura, and I also have a better behind that you do and-"
"ANKO!" Sakura shouted, "Do you just go around to woman you see and tell them about their figure and then compare them to yours for the hell of it? What is wrong with you?"
"Well, I just felt like starting this day off differently, considering that I know you didn't have breasts like that when I saw you entering the restaurant yesterday. I just want to know your secret is all." Anko smiled as she dropped the bomb on Sakura.
"You were there?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah, I was there when you went in, and you never came out to meet Naruto and Sasuke, who ended up leaving thinking you and Ino set them up, poor guys..." Anko tsked the both of them, "Furthermore, why does Ino look so different than I remember? I may have not seen her in a while, but I don't recall her looking so strikingly similar to you Sakura!"
Kurenai walked forth, "While Anko may get carried away sometimes, she does have a point... I'd also like to know what happened back there."
Ino glanced at her house, and then at Anko and Kurenai. They were practically right outside of the building, why did they have to run into these two now? She felt the ball in her pocket, and was considering throwing it at the two.
Sakura began to studder uncontrolably, knowing that she was caught.
Ino then...
"Anko...?" Sakura muttered, she then looked over to the other person, "Kurenai." Anko was wearing her usual clothes - or what qualified as usual for Anko anyways. A fishnet shirt, which made her body visible to anyone, with only a trenchcoat on to cover herself up. Kurenai was wearing her usual jounin clothes, for she had missions to do for that day.
"Yeah it's me... eh... Whoever you are." Anko looked at the two pink haired girls, "Sakura and..."
Kurenai looked the two over, "Sakura... you look different somehow... I didn't know you had a sister either."
"Yeah, it's definately been a while!" Sakura said, rubbing the back of her head, "And this is Ino, not a sister of mine! She just decided to dye her hair pink for some odd reason... Not entirely sure why either!"
"Yeah!" Ino said, joining in the conversation, "I just felt like annoying Sakura!"
Anko and Kurenai looked at each other, and it was obvious that they didn't buy the lie.
"Right..." Anko muttered, "You guys do know that I don't buy that bullshit right?"
Sakura and Ino both sighed.
"Anyways, did you get a secret from Tsunade or something Sakura?" Anko said, looking at the girl, "I remember you being a lot more masculine, but now you look a bit more like a normal female!"
Sakura glared at the woman, "Thanks Anko, that makes me feel much better."
"Though, you could still do a better job, like for instance..." She walked over to Sakura, "You could get some wider hips, and a more junk int he trunk, if you know what I mean!" Anko grinned, "Your shoulders also look a little broad... Well, I guess there's nothing you can do about that!"
"And I suppose you have the perfect figure?" Sakura asked sarcastically.
"Well, yeah!" She spun around in front of Ino and Sakura, and Kurenai couldn't help but put her head in her hand and sigh. "Just look at me! First off, I have a fashion sense that will attract any male to me within a mile!"
"Like I'll ever dress like you..." Sakura muttered.
Anko continued as if she didn't hear Sakura, "My shoulders first off aren't broad like yours are, and secondly I have much larger hips than you do Sakura, and I also have a better behind that you do and-"
"ANKO!" Sakura shouted, "Do you just go around to woman you see and tell them about their figure and then compare them to yours for the hell of it? What is wrong with you?"
"Well, I just felt like starting this day off differently, considering that I know you didn't have breasts like that when I saw you entering the restaurant yesterday. I just want to know your secret is all." Anko smiled as she dropped the bomb on Sakura.
"You were there?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah, I was there when you went in, and you never came out to meet Naruto and Sasuke, who ended up leaving thinking you and Ino set them up, poor guys..." Anko tsked the both of them, "Furthermore, why does Ino look so different than I remember? I may have not seen her in a while, but I don't recall her looking so strikingly similar to you Sakura!"
Kurenai walked forth, "While Anko may get carried away sometimes, she does have a point... I'd also like to know what happened back there."
Ino glanced at her house, and then at Anko and Kurenai. They were practically right outside of the building, why did they have to run into these two now? She felt the ball in her pocket, and was considering throwing it at the two.
Sakura began to studder uncontrolably, knowing that she was caught.
Ino then...
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