Sakura is Here for Dinner
AnimeVore,GTS,GT,Shrink,Unbirth,AnalVore
chapter 8
by
copier
· original author:
jedsho12
"S-Sakura? What are you doing here?" Naruto stutters.
"I'm here for dinner dumbass!" Sakura growls. "I told you earlier, thanks to you being late, Kakashi cancelled lunch!"
"What kind of dinner?" Naruto asked with a fearful look on his face.
"Uh... dinner dinner?" Sakura rolled her eyes. "Why did I have to get stuck with such a weirdo on my team... Gah!" Sakura butted shoulders with Naruto and forced her way into his house. She stopped when she noticed he was frozen in fear.
"Seriously Naruto, what the hell is up with you? I'm just here for dinner. Now stop being all weird and go make me dinner! I'm so hungry I could practically eat you!"
"Eat me?!" Naruto squeaked. "Uhh... you know Sakura, I forgot to tell you earlier. I have the umm... the ninja flu!"
"Ninja flu?" Sakura quirked an eyebrow.
"Yes! Ninja flu! It's a highly contagious version of the flu that uh... uses chakra to...attack your nerves...system..."
"Nerves system? Do you mean nervous system"
"Yeah! That's it!"
"I'm a medical ninja Naruto, I clearly know that's not a real thing. Now stop screwing around and make me dinner unless you want to end up in here tonight!" Sakura pointed to her stomach.
"I don't! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME SAKURA!!!!" Naruto screamed.
"Quiet down idiot!" Sakura hissed. "It's just a figure of speech. Just make me dinner to make up for getting lunch cancelled."
"So you don't plan on eating me? You're not my stalker?"
"Stalker? You have a stalker?" Sakura asked with a surprised look on her face.
"Yeah! And whoever she is, she plans on eating me! I need to figure out how it's possible!"
"Dolcett jutsu." Sakura answered as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Every kunoichi needs to master it to earn their kunoichi rank."
"Dolcett jutsu?"
"It allows the user to swallow a person alive. The jutsu lets the user's mouth expand, and stomach comfortably expand to fit the victim. There's also variants on the jutsu that allows the user to "swallow" the victim with different parts of the body."
"WHAAAAAA?! Why would anyone need to know that?"
"It's a pretty effective assassination technique." Sakura shrugged. "The victim goes in as a person, and comes out as a pile of crap. Eliminates any evidence of an assassination."
"Gahhh! You're not helping Sakura! Someone's going to eat me!"
"Yeah, me if you don't hurry up with dinner! The longer you delay, the more real my threat is becoming. I'm starving Naruto, chop chop!"
"I'm here for dinner dumbass!" Sakura growls. "I told you earlier, thanks to you being late, Kakashi cancelled lunch!"
"What kind of dinner?" Naruto asked with a fearful look on his face.
"Uh... dinner dinner?" Sakura rolled her eyes. "Why did I have to get stuck with such a weirdo on my team... Gah!" Sakura butted shoulders with Naruto and forced her way into his house. She stopped when she noticed he was frozen in fear.
"Seriously Naruto, what the hell is up with you? I'm just here for dinner. Now stop being all weird and go make me dinner! I'm so hungry I could practically eat you!"
"Eat me?!" Naruto squeaked. "Uhh... you know Sakura, I forgot to tell you earlier. I have the umm... the ninja flu!"
"Ninja flu?" Sakura quirked an eyebrow.
"Yes! Ninja flu! It's a highly contagious version of the flu that uh... uses chakra to...attack your nerves...system..."
"Nerves system? Do you mean nervous system"
"Yeah! That's it!"
"I'm a medical ninja Naruto, I clearly know that's not a real thing. Now stop screwing around and make me dinner unless you want to end up in here tonight!" Sakura pointed to her stomach.
"I don't! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME SAKURA!!!!" Naruto screamed.
"Quiet down idiot!" Sakura hissed. "It's just a figure of speech. Just make me dinner to make up for getting lunch cancelled."
"So you don't plan on eating me? You're not my stalker?"
"Stalker? You have a stalker?" Sakura asked with a surprised look on her face.
"Yeah! And whoever she is, she plans on eating me! I need to figure out how it's possible!"
"Dolcett jutsu." Sakura answered as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Every kunoichi needs to master it to earn their kunoichi rank."
"Dolcett jutsu?"
"It allows the user to swallow a person alive. The jutsu lets the user's mouth expand, and stomach comfortably expand to fit the victim. There's also variants on the jutsu that allows the user to "swallow" the victim with different parts of the body."
"WHAAAAAA?! Why would anyone need to know that?"
"It's a pretty effective assassination technique." Sakura shrugged. "The victim goes in as a person, and comes out as a pile of crap. Eliminates any evidence of an assassination."
"Gahhh! You're not helping Sakura! Someone's going to eat me!"
"Yeah, me if you don't hurry up with dinner! The longer you delay, the more real my threat is becoming. I'm starving Naruto, chop chop!"
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