Too stressed out
AnimeVore,GTS,GT,Shrink,Unbirth,AnalVore
chapter 52
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somedude248
The body that Kameko had taken for her own continued to show signs of struggle as her enormous hand reached over to pick Naruto up. Before he could do anything, he was dangling over her mouth, the pit wide open.
"This is it!" Naruto grimaced as he closed his eyes. "I'm DEAD! DEAD!"
*Smack*
The next feeling that overcame Naruto's body wasn't a tounge throwing him inside a stomach or the sting of stomach acid, but a wet kiss enveloping his entire body. The frantic, feminine giggles that followed caused Naruto to realize the truth.
"You were pretending that she took control!?!" he yelled aloud.
"Well, she was kinda trying," Kameko replied, oblivious to Naruto's rage, "but there was no way some stupid mortal girl was gonna overpower me. So I wasn't REALLY lying. I just kinda thought it'd be funny to make you think she had taken the body back for a sec."
"I was going to have a heart attack!" Naruto yelled. "Everything's been trying to kill me, and you thought pretending to eat me would be funny?!"
"Dude, you need to chill out," Kameko replied, her (or rather Temari's) long fingers stroking Naruto to try and accent the message. "You can't be like, so friggin emo all the time. It's a downer."
"How am I supposed to relax when everyone wants to kill me and on top of that, I find out my crush for who knows how long has been ridden more than a racehorse?" the young ninja continued, nearly hyperventilating. It was too much to take at once.
"It's like, not my fault she did all those things," Kameko protested, rather defensive towards Naruto's statements. The young ninja sighed, knowing she was right.
"Besides, I'm a lot hotter than she was anyway. That little priss wasn't good enough for you."
Given any other circumstance, Naruto would have vehemently defended Sakura's honor. This however, was far from a normal circumstance. He had found out things that he hoped to never find out, and the transformed body of the blonde holding him WAS pretty hot.
He had little choice in the matter anyway. The huge goddess began rubbing Naruto into her bosom, cooing at him in an attempt to cheer him up. Kameko knew what guys liked, and the little dude was pretty cute, so why should she bother being modest? After a bit of nuzzling, she saw the boy with a much wider grin than before.
"Isn't that better than being all emo and like...depressed?"
"Actually, it is," Naruto replied. The stress of everything that happened had resulted in hallucinations and several near instances of having nervous breakdowns. The stress would have killed him if the stalkers hadn't.
He sooo deserved a break, even a short one. And short of someone walking in with a bowl of ramen, announcing the crisis was over, this was probably as relaxed as he was going to get. Deciding to ignore the fact that he was starting to resemble Perv-sensei, Naruto was ready to milk the goddesses' affection for all it was worth.
"Can you do that some more?"
"Sure!"
Of course, with all the people stalking the streets, it was rather obvious that someone would happen upon the shrine, as well as Naruto and Kameko rather quickly. About ten minutes later, someone had happened on the shrine, right as Kameko was nuzzling Naruto into her cheek.
"This is it!" Naruto grimaced as he closed his eyes. "I'm DEAD! DEAD!"
*Smack*
The next feeling that overcame Naruto's body wasn't a tounge throwing him inside a stomach or the sting of stomach acid, but a wet kiss enveloping his entire body. The frantic, feminine giggles that followed caused Naruto to realize the truth.
"You were pretending that she took control!?!" he yelled aloud.
"Well, she was kinda trying," Kameko replied, oblivious to Naruto's rage, "but there was no way some stupid mortal girl was gonna overpower me. So I wasn't REALLY lying. I just kinda thought it'd be funny to make you think she had taken the body back for a sec."
"I was going to have a heart attack!" Naruto yelled. "Everything's been trying to kill me, and you thought pretending to eat me would be funny?!"
"Dude, you need to chill out," Kameko replied, her (or rather Temari's) long fingers stroking Naruto to try and accent the message. "You can't be like, so friggin emo all the time. It's a downer."
"How am I supposed to relax when everyone wants to kill me and on top of that, I find out my crush for who knows how long has been ridden more than a racehorse?" the young ninja continued, nearly hyperventilating. It was too much to take at once.
"It's like, not my fault she did all those things," Kameko protested, rather defensive towards Naruto's statements. The young ninja sighed, knowing she was right.
"Besides, I'm a lot hotter than she was anyway. That little priss wasn't good enough for you."
Given any other circumstance, Naruto would have vehemently defended Sakura's honor. This however, was far from a normal circumstance. He had found out things that he hoped to never find out, and the transformed body of the blonde holding him WAS pretty hot.
He had little choice in the matter anyway. The huge goddess began rubbing Naruto into her bosom, cooing at him in an attempt to cheer him up. Kameko knew what guys liked, and the little dude was pretty cute, so why should she bother being modest? After a bit of nuzzling, she saw the boy with a much wider grin than before.
"Isn't that better than being all emo and like...depressed?"
"Actually, it is," Naruto replied. The stress of everything that happened had resulted in hallucinations and several near instances of having nervous breakdowns. The stress would have killed him if the stalkers hadn't.
He sooo deserved a break, even a short one. And short of someone walking in with a bowl of ramen, announcing the crisis was over, this was probably as relaxed as he was going to get. Deciding to ignore the fact that he was starting to resemble Perv-sensei, Naruto was ready to milk the goddesses' affection for all it was worth.
"Can you do that some more?"
"Sure!"
Of course, with all the people stalking the streets, it was rather obvious that someone would happen upon the shrine, as well as Naruto and Kameko rather quickly. About ten minutes later, someone had happened on the shrine, right as Kameko was nuzzling Naruto into her cheek.
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