Paralyzing powder and hallucination
AnimeVore,GTS,GT,Shrink,Unbirth,AnalVore
chapter 42
by
copier
· original author:
somedude248
His eyes groggy, Naruto awoke to see a brownish dust pouring down from above. Unsure of what it was, he began looking around to find the source of the dust, only for his heart to sink when he realized where it was coming from, a seasoning shaker the Hokage was pouring down on him.
"Not you too," he replied dejected. However, his pleas fell on deaf ears as the powder poured over his head.
Man, you're a pretty crappy ninja if you're gonna let this stop you.
"WHO SAID THAT?!" Naruto yelled in a rage. Oddly enough, when he yelled, Tsunade didn't seem to notice.
Up here.
Naruto's expression became blank when he looked above. On the ceiling was a man clad in entirely black. He was even wearing a black hood, with only a tiny slit allowing his eyes visibility. The outfit, with a sword on the back, reminded him of the ANBU uniform, only even more barebones.
"Who are you?" Naruto asked confused.
"I am your inner ninja," the man replied. "In fact, I am NINJA OF NINJA!"
"Ninja of...what the hell are you doing here?" a very confused Naruto asked.
"Easy," the man began. "Tsunade's paralyzing powder reacted with the sleeping potion Kohonomaru put in your ramen earlier and is now causing a hallucination. Me."
"You mean like the fox?"
"No, not like that. I'm still you, just smarter, having been where you dumped most of those class lessons, more stealthy, with this stylish black outfit, and with a man-voice perfect for public radio. As opposed to you, who never paid attention in class, expects to sneak around in bright orange and sounds like a girl at times."
"Right," Naruto groaned, rolling his eyes at the drug-induced fantasy. "Well, can you get me out of here?"
"Well, I could, but you'd have to do it. I'm just a part of your brain, after all."
"Well than help me!" Naruto yelled, causing the ninja to put his hands up in a defensive posture.
"OK, easy there. I'll help you escape back to Dr. Quack and hentai ninja, then find a way to stop more people from trying to eat you, at least...I think I can help out with that last part."
"Then do it!"
The ninja nodded, pointing towards Tsundae, who happily continued to season him, oblivious to the hallucination's movements. "What do most of the people that want to eat you have in common?"
"They're bashit insane?"
The ninja nodded. "Yes, but besides that. Think their attack."
Naruto shook his head, causing the hallucination to groan.
"Don't you think Anko, a jonin, would have had the common sense to disarm you? Or Kohonomaru been smart enough to tie you up? The hunger made them careless. I bet Tsunade was just as sloppy, and probably didn't bother to disarm you of your weapons not realizing that paralyzing powder has a rather short timespan for effectiveness."
"But I can't kill the..."
"Who said anything about killing?!" the ninja scolded Naruto. "You can create a distraction and then run out of here. Besides, you don't want to kill them when it'd be much easier to reverse the process."
"Alright, I'll do it!"
"We're finally getting somewhere. On, and Naruto?"
"Yeah?"
"I look forward to killing you soon. Hi-yah!"
With those last words, and the placement of a smoke bomb, the hallucination ninja vanished, leaving Naruto alone with his advice and the hope for escape.
"Not you too," he replied dejected. However, his pleas fell on deaf ears as the powder poured over his head.
Man, you're a pretty crappy ninja if you're gonna let this stop you.
"WHO SAID THAT?!" Naruto yelled in a rage. Oddly enough, when he yelled, Tsunade didn't seem to notice.
Up here.
Naruto's expression became blank when he looked above. On the ceiling was a man clad in entirely black. He was even wearing a black hood, with only a tiny slit allowing his eyes visibility. The outfit, with a sword on the back, reminded him of the ANBU uniform, only even more barebones.
"Who are you?" Naruto asked confused.
"I am your inner ninja," the man replied. "In fact, I am NINJA OF NINJA!"
"Ninja of...what the hell are you doing here?" a very confused Naruto asked.
"Easy," the man began. "Tsunade's paralyzing powder reacted with the sleeping potion Kohonomaru put in your ramen earlier and is now causing a hallucination. Me."
"You mean like the fox?"
"No, not like that. I'm still you, just smarter, having been where you dumped most of those class lessons, more stealthy, with this stylish black outfit, and with a man-voice perfect for public radio. As opposed to you, who never paid attention in class, expects to sneak around in bright orange and sounds like a girl at times."
"Right," Naruto groaned, rolling his eyes at the drug-induced fantasy. "Well, can you get me out of here?"
"Well, I could, but you'd have to do it. I'm just a part of your brain, after all."
"Well than help me!" Naruto yelled, causing the ninja to put his hands up in a defensive posture.
"OK, easy there. I'll help you escape back to Dr. Quack and hentai ninja, then find a way to stop more people from trying to eat you, at least...I think I can help out with that last part."
"Then do it!"
The ninja nodded, pointing towards Tsundae, who happily continued to season him, oblivious to the hallucination's movements. "What do most of the people that want to eat you have in common?"
"They're bashit insane?"
The ninja nodded. "Yes, but besides that. Think their attack."
Naruto shook his head, causing the hallucination to groan.
"Don't you think Anko, a jonin, would have had the common sense to disarm you? Or Kohonomaru been smart enough to tie you up? The hunger made them careless. I bet Tsunade was just as sloppy, and probably didn't bother to disarm you of your weapons not realizing that paralyzing powder has a rather short timespan for effectiveness."
"But I can't kill the..."
"Who said anything about killing?!" the ninja scolded Naruto. "You can create a distraction and then run out of here. Besides, you don't want to kill them when it'd be much easier to reverse the process."
"Alright, I'll do it!"
"We're finally getting somewhere. On, and Naruto?"
"Yeah?"
"I look forward to killing you soon. Hi-yah!"
With those last words, and the placement of a smoke bomb, the hallucination ninja vanished, leaving Naruto alone with his advice and the hope for escape.
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