Ummm... no?
AnimeVore,GTS,GT,Shrink,Unbirth,AnalVore
chapter 8
by
copier
· original author:
jedsho12
"Hmm... do you want the truth?" Sakura asked.
"The truth? Oh god... maybe?"
"Well the truth is Naruto, I've always sorta wanted to eat you. When I was a little girl I just thought you looked tasty. Then when were in the academy I just wanted to eat you to teach you a lesson. Then after you came back from training with Jiraiya I wanted to eat you... well because you looked very delicious again."
"SHIT SHIT SHIT!" Naruto swore as he backed up against a wall.
"And I'll admit Naruto, I would love to swallow you alive and turn you into some fat on my breasts... God knows I could use it."
"Sakura-chan..." Naruto honestly didn't know how to respond.
"But I can't eat you. I would miss you too much. So while I would eat you if I could Naruto, I have no intention of killing you, so you don't have to be afraid of me eating you." Sakura finished with a gentle smile as she walked up to Naruto and wrapped him in a hug.
"Then why the hell have you been acting so weird this past week? The same week that I started getting letters from my stalker saying they were going to eat me?"
Sakura sighed. "Stalkers Naruto. Not stalker."
"What?!"
"The reason I've been so insistent on us spending nearly every waking moment Naruto, is because there are a lot of women out there who want to eat you... and they have good reason to now that the newest bingo book has come out."
"What are you talking about? How could I be in a bingo book? I saved the world from the Akatsuki!"
Sakura gave Naruto a sad smile and showed him his listing in the bingo book.
"Naruto Uzumaki- Hero of the 4th Shinobi World War. Extremely Powerful, Extremely Dangerous. Mei, Mizukage of Kiri has offered a bounty of 100 Billion Yen to any kunoichi who eats him, and a 500 Billion Yen Bounty to anyone who brings him to her so she can eat him."
"WHAT?! BUT I HELPED SAVE HER COUNTRY!" Naruto yelled in shock.
"Don't you remember when you offended her Naruto after the war was over? When she though she heard you say that she will be alone for the rest of her life?"
"Of course I do. But she was just being crazy like she normally is. And besides, I didn't say anything remotely close to that.
"I know that Naruto." Sakura sighed. "But she is apparently still very offended and wants you to end up in a kunoichi's stomach.
"So you've been protecting me this whole time?" Naruto asked as realization suddenly dawned on him.
Sakura smiled at him. "That's right. I can't let you get eaten."
"Thank you Sakura-chan."
"You're welcome Naruto. But things are going to start getting more dangerous. According to our scouts, Kunoichi from all over the world are flocking to Konoha for a chance to eat you. Our scouts have confirmed: Temari of Suna; Samui, Karui and Mabui of Kumo; and Kurotuschi of Iwa.
"WHAT? How can Tsunade just let them in if they're trying to kill me?"
"Well..." Sakura started awkwardly. "Konoha is still recovering from the war, and the Mizukage's bounty would be a big help. Tsunade actually wants to eat you herself, and has made a decree that any kunoichi who capitalizes on your bounty within Konoha's walls must pay Konoha 30% of the bounty.
"So what do we do..." Naruto asked dejectedly. "And you're not in any danger for protecting me are you?"
"Well..." Sakura sheepishly scratched the back of her head. "I may have told everyone that I plan on eating you, and want to play with you first before making you my meal."
"WHAT?!" Naruto was starting to get tired of yelling out what in surprise, but it was all he could really do at this point.
"I needed to buy some time while I came up with a plan to protect you. Since you're my teammate, the other women in the village were willing to back off to let me eat you since I have the most proper claim to you."
"Are you sure you're not going to eat me..." Naruto mumbled as sweat dropped down the back of his head.
"If you keep asking me that Naruto you're just going to end up as fat on my ass." Sakura teased.
"Sorry sorry Sakura-chan!" Naruto quickly apologized. "I'm just a little stressed out right now is all..."
Sakura opens her mouth to offer some soothing words to Naruto, but is interrupted by a knocking on her door.
"The truth? Oh god... maybe?"
"Well the truth is Naruto, I've always sorta wanted to eat you. When I was a little girl I just thought you looked tasty. Then when were in the academy I just wanted to eat you to teach you a lesson. Then after you came back from training with Jiraiya I wanted to eat you... well because you looked very delicious again."
"SHIT SHIT SHIT!" Naruto swore as he backed up against a wall.
"And I'll admit Naruto, I would love to swallow you alive and turn you into some fat on my breasts... God knows I could use it."
"Sakura-chan..." Naruto honestly didn't know how to respond.
"But I can't eat you. I would miss you too much. So while I would eat you if I could Naruto, I have no intention of killing you, so you don't have to be afraid of me eating you." Sakura finished with a gentle smile as she walked up to Naruto and wrapped him in a hug.
"Then why the hell have you been acting so weird this past week? The same week that I started getting letters from my stalker saying they were going to eat me?"
Sakura sighed. "Stalkers Naruto. Not stalker."
"What?!"
"The reason I've been so insistent on us spending nearly every waking moment Naruto, is because there are a lot of women out there who want to eat you... and they have good reason to now that the newest bingo book has come out."
"What are you talking about? How could I be in a bingo book? I saved the world from the Akatsuki!"
Sakura gave Naruto a sad smile and showed him his listing in the bingo book.
"Naruto Uzumaki- Hero of the 4th Shinobi World War. Extremely Powerful, Extremely Dangerous. Mei, Mizukage of Kiri has offered a bounty of 100 Billion Yen to any kunoichi who eats him, and a 500 Billion Yen Bounty to anyone who brings him to her so she can eat him."
"WHAT?! BUT I HELPED SAVE HER COUNTRY!" Naruto yelled in shock.
"Don't you remember when you offended her Naruto after the war was over? When she though she heard you say that she will be alone for the rest of her life?"
"Of course I do. But she was just being crazy like she normally is. And besides, I didn't say anything remotely close to that.
"I know that Naruto." Sakura sighed. "But she is apparently still very offended and wants you to end up in a kunoichi's stomach.
"So you've been protecting me this whole time?" Naruto asked as realization suddenly dawned on him.
Sakura smiled at him. "That's right. I can't let you get eaten."
"Thank you Sakura-chan."
"You're welcome Naruto. But things are going to start getting more dangerous. According to our scouts, Kunoichi from all over the world are flocking to Konoha for a chance to eat you. Our scouts have confirmed: Temari of Suna; Samui, Karui and Mabui of Kumo; and Kurotuschi of Iwa.
"WHAT? How can Tsunade just let them in if they're trying to kill me?"
"Well..." Sakura started awkwardly. "Konoha is still recovering from the war, and the Mizukage's bounty would be a big help. Tsunade actually wants to eat you herself, and has made a decree that any kunoichi who capitalizes on your bounty within Konoha's walls must pay Konoha 30% of the bounty.
"So what do we do..." Naruto asked dejectedly. "And you're not in any danger for protecting me are you?"
"Well..." Sakura sheepishly scratched the back of her head. "I may have told everyone that I plan on eating you, and want to play with you first before making you my meal."
"WHAT?!" Naruto was starting to get tired of yelling out what in surprise, but it was all he could really do at this point.
"I needed to buy some time while I came up with a plan to protect you. Since you're my teammate, the other women in the village were willing to back off to let me eat you since I have the most proper claim to you."
"Are you sure you're not going to eat me..." Naruto mumbled as sweat dropped down the back of his head.
"If you keep asking me that Naruto you're just going to end up as fat on my ass." Sakura teased.
"Sorry sorry Sakura-chan!" Naruto quickly apologized. "I'm just a little stressed out right now is all..."
Sakura opens her mouth to offer some soothing words to Naruto, but is interrupted by a knocking on her door.
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