In Harley we Trust
Comic Vore, GTS/GT, Shrinking, Unbirth
chapter 18
by
copier
· original author:
erik
A security guard sat at the desk that would be the receptionists' desk if Arkham Asylum had been opened. But it was night and visiting hours were long past gone. The guard in question was Jacob Brown who had worked at the infamous asylum for only three months now. He had gotten the job because he just couldn't find any other job in the metropolis that was Gotham. Being a night guard at Arkham really wasn't Jacob's first choice for a job. Who would want to work at this asylum that held many (if not all) of the so-called super-criminals that Gotham was best known for? The asylum was nothing but a revolving door. No matter who was caught they would be back on the streets like six months later. Those superheroes didn't kill anybody and that wasn't solving the problem at all. Jacob sighed and continued to read the Tiny Toon Adventures comic he had been reading.
. This month the comic was all about an eating contest that went totally out of control. The comic featured characters that grew outrageously big and fat and continued to grow with seemingly no limit. Jacob liked those kind of stories. He remembered collecting Garfield treasuries that had at least one comic about Garfield eating absolutely everything in sight. It was little wonder why the internet chose to see Garfield as a Lovecraftian horror even though Jacob couldn't even imagine just how or why that happened.
Jacob laughed as Babs Bunny just drank the contents of the ocean including several cruise ships and marine animals. Jacob turned the page just when a shadow fell across the seemingly large Babs. Jacob was eagerly waiting to see who was going to dwarf Babs when Jacob heard music coming from....somewhere. Just where the music was coming from was a mystery to Jacob since it definitely didn't come from the public address speakers. It was a song he might've heard at a party he had went to almost a month ago.
Everybody is la-la laughing behind my back
Their insecurities they covered
Yeh, how bout dat?
but I know ya hurt and you're just acting, yeh
so won't you come and play with me?
The first to enter the building were two figures dressed as jesters. The only way to describe the two figures were two mutated humanoid hyenas wearing clothing that was at least two sizes too large for their bodies. The clothing was divided in blue and red colors that mirrored the clothing the other wore. The two hyena-human hybrids had hideous smiles that showed all their teeth; the sight was quite frightening. The two hyenas took up positions on either sides of the entrance.
The hyenas were almost immediately followed by a man dressed in a red and black suit carrying a bundle on his shoulder. The man also wore a mask that covered his eyes from view. The man took three or four steps into the lobby swinging his hips to the music. He took the bundle on his right shoulder and rolled out a long thin red and black carpet that extended all the day to the front desk. The carpet had a checkerboard pattern to it and had gold trimming. The man stood aside the carpet to allow the last person to enter.
The last to enter was a woman dressed as a queen including a crown. The woman sauntered her way towards the desk dancing to the music all the while. She was followed by the man in the suit while the two hyenas stayed where they were.
So I'm a little c-c crazy
get off my back
you're curious but scared I'll give ya
A heart attack
but I know ya sick of always acting brave
I think it's time to come and see
I can be good but I can be bad
you think these names would be making me mad
just say my name out loud
freak
I can be good
but I can be bad
you think these names would be making me sad
but it don't bother me
At this point, the queen and the man was about half way to the desk. Jacob just stared at what was happening totally unable to move a single muscle or else he might've triggered the silent alarm.
I'm a freak and you know it
I'm a freak don't I show it
I'm a freak and I own it
won't you come and play with me?
The woman dressed as a queen was now close enough for Jacob to finally recognize Harley Quinn. Practically everyone in Gotham knew who Harley Quinn was thanks to her association with the Joker. Harley looked radically different now with much bigger breasts and hips. As Harley came ever closer to the desk she suddenly turned to face the man that was following her and, after a brief hesitation on the part of the man in the suit, the pair started to dance in a kind of fast-paces waltz. The pair continued to dance until the end of the song.
Harley Quinn twirled around several times while digging through the pockets of her baggy pants before stopping to face Jacob. Harley's eyes seemed to have a glow to them and, as Jacob looked further into her eyes, he started to feel lightheaded.
Harley pulled her hands out of her pockets in closed fists and held them out to Jacob. It was clear that she was definitely holding something in each closed fist.
"Pick one" said Harley in a cheery voice.
Jacob found that he had to obey. One must obey the orders from god after all. Jacob didn't even question the mental command that he had to obey. After forty seconds of looking back and forth between the two closed fists presented before him he made his choice; Jacob picked the right fist. A look of disappointment flashed across Harley's face before opening her right fist to reveal a large stack of money full of $100 bills. Jacob took the stack of money and the quickly thumbed through it. The stack of money had $100,000 at the very least.
It took Jacob a minute to notice that it wasn't Ben Franklin's picture that were on the $100 bills but a picture of Harley. Jacob examined a bill more closely to see that the bill looked just normal save for the picture. The back of the bill looked normal as well with the words "In Harley we trust" on it. Jacob seemed to remember that the back of the bill had different words on it the last time he checked.
"Aren't ya gonna thank me for giving you all that cash?" asked Harley.
Jacob immediately stood up from his chair and gave a deep bow. "Thank you Harley"
"Don't spend it all in one place, sweetie" said Harley as she looked over her shoulder to address the two mutant hyenas guarding the door, "This one is free to go"
Harley was in the act of turning to face Jacob again when she looked sharply at the ceiling. Robin -- the man that came in with her -- also looked up at the ceiling. Neither of the two saw anything.
"What did you see?" asked Robin.
"I thought fer sure somebody was watching us..." said Harley slowly trying to make sense of what she had just sensed. It was like ....
Harley shook her head and faced Jacob. Harley leaned forward and gave Jacob a long, lingering kiss on the lips. The kiss lasted for less than a minute but felt like hours to Jacob.
"Upon this rock I shall build my church" whispered Harley directly into Jacob's ear when she broke off the kiss. "make sure you come back later to serve your god"
Jacob nodded and hurriedly exited the lobby of the asylum. Harley watched Jacob as he went out of the lobby.
"If you're really all-powerful," said Robin after a long pause in which Harley fished in her pockets for something. "couldn't you have freed Ivy already?"
Harley scoffed and replied, "Where's the fun in that? Come on, my stud-in-waiting, let's go free Ivy. That's when the real fun begins"
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