Harley talks to her beaver
Comic Vore, GTS/GT, Shrinking, Unbirth
chapter 13
by
copier
· original author:
erik
The Gemini Comedy Club had been abandoned sometime around 1985 during a downturn in the economy of Gotham. The Joker and Harley had made it their hideout in 1999 and had been operating there ever since. It was just one of the many hideouts the two criminal duo had. It was a huge building that was probably thirty stories tall and had a rotting marquee that said that it was going to celebrate a grand reopening that never came in the front of the building. It was in an advanced state of disrepair with ivy growing on one side of the brick building.
Harley walked into the hideout using a back entrance. There, Harley walked down a long corridor that was lined with dressing rooms and whatnot. From the looks of it, there was no henchmen in the building. Harley walked passed posters that featured old stand-up comics as well as graffiti that said "Ha!" in red and green paint. Just about every poster had been vandalized so that the comic in the poster had the same make-up as The Joker (or Harley if the poster featured a female stand-up comedian).
Harley came to a door that was painted black and red with a red and black diamond pattern. "Harley's Room" was painted across the red/black side of the door. Harley opened the door and was immediately greeted by her two pet hyenas that was chained to the wall. The two hyenas were tamed....well, as tame as hyenas could be. Harley was really the only member of the gang that the hyenas tolerated.
"Hey, Bud" said Harley to the bigger hyena, petting it on the head.
Lou nosed Harley demanding attention as well and Harley was quick to oblige. Harley spent a few moments petting the fearsome hyenas.
"What happened to you?" asked the stuffed beaver wearing a tutu on a nearby table. The beaver in question had been battered over the years. The fur on the beaver was covered in dirt and grime.
"I was pushed into this vat of chemicals and ate Mistah J" said Harley nonchalantly.
"Er, you what?" asked the beaver.
"You heard what I said" said Harley coming over to the table that the beaver was standing on and took off her jester's hat.
"You finally got rid of him?!" asked another voice. Harley turned to a small picture that had a picture of herself before the Joker had entered into her life.
"Yeah" said Harley to the picture. "I mean I don't remember doing it. I don't remember making the decision to eat him. I don't know why I did it"
"You were hungry?" suggested the beaver.
"You hadn't eaten lately" said the picture.
"I don't know why or how I did it" said Harley. "The point is I'm now free. Free to do whatever I want"
"And you weren't free before?" asked the beaver.
Harley was slowly taking off her outfit that revealed her pale skin that had been bleached when...
"Hey, they know my origin story" said Harley.
"No breaking the fourth wall" said the beaver.
"This could be her new origin story" said the picture. "Like in the animated show where she finally got out under the thumb of the J man"
"Oh, does this mean I get a new crew and take over Gotham?!" asked Harley gleefully jumping up and down like a little school girl.
"Or take over the world" said the beaver. "All you need to do is go to Apokolips and kill off Granny Goodness to get the specter that controls the para demons....which is a thing now? Or has that always been the case? I can't keep up with these continuities"
Nobody is going to Apokolips...at least not right now. I mean it's just the beginning of the story! You gotta at least build up to that point.
"Good point" said the beaver.
"Eh, getting a mother box isn't exactly easy" said Harley throwing her outfit in the laundry harper leaving her in bra and a thong.
Really, a thong?
"You think I would wear tighty whites?" asked Harley.
"Uhh.....yeah?" asked the beaver.
"You shut it" said Harley to the beaver, throwing her bra at it. Then, Harley walked to an inner door that led to a room that had a bath tub in it.
"Since when did comedy clubs had bathtubs?" asked the beaver.
Silence filled the room.
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June 1
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