In the lair of Ironjaw
Comic Vore, GTS/GT, Shrinking, Unbirth
chapter 31
by
copier
· original author:
erik
"So," said Ratatoskr. "how can you travel to other dimensions?"
Gwen was somewhat shocked that Ratatoskr didn't voice that he didn't believe there were other dimensions. But then anything was possible in the Marvel universe.
"Hey, acknowledging the Marvel universe is my job" said Gwenpool. "isn't that the reason you brought me into this fan fiction in the first place?"
"Who are you talking too?" asked Shadowcat"
"I have no idea what you're talking about" said Gwenpool. Shadowcat looked at Gwenpool questioningly while the others seated at the table chose to ignore the ramblings of the mad girl in the sexy pink outfit.
Gwenpool crossed her arms and said under her breath, "Another damn creator trying to lewd me"
"I can travel to other dimensions with this" said Gwen, showing her wristwatch to Ratatoskr. The wristwatch had been hidden from view thanks to Venom's black.skin. As Gwen raised her wrist, Venom's skin separated so that the wristwatch could be seen.
"And the Grandmaster allows you to have that?" scoffed Rogue. "it seems unlikely"
"I agree" said Ratatoskr.
"Why haven't you used it to escape?" asked Mystique.
"Because I don't wanna be stranded in some other dimension" said Gwen. "if I did use this here, I wouldn't go back to Earth; I would go to an alternative version of Sakaar. And that version of Sakaar just might be even worse than this one"
"Using that gadget sounds awfully risky to me after hearing that," said Rogue.
"Do you mind if I take a look at that?" asked Ratatoskr gesturing at Gwen's wristwatch.
"Just don't break it" replied Gwen, taking the wristwatch off and handed it over to the squirrel. It was in the act of handing over the wristwatch that Gwen noticed that Ratatoskr had an artificial arm. The artificial arm was made to look just like the real arm of Ratatoskr; it even had realistic-looking fur.
Ratatoskr began to fiddle with the wristwatch as he walked to the other side of the table. "Don't you worry. I'm just curious to see the inner workings"
There was a short silence in the room. Finally, Gwenpool asked, "So what's with Ratatoskr? I mean, you don't run into a talking squirrel everyday"
"I'm from Halfworld" said Ratatoskr. "to make a very complicated story short, a race of very advanced robots became sentient and decided to do experiments on animals to make them quote-unquote better"
"Weird name for a planet" said Gwen.
"Well, it's a weird planet" said Ratatoskr. "there are other planets even stranger than Halfworld out there"
"You're not kidding, rodent" said Mystique.
Ratatoskr glared at Mystique. "I resent that"
"So," said Gwenpool before Mystique could say anything to Ratatoskr. "I'm sure the readers would like to know just where you keep the infinity gauntlet"
"I'm willing to bet the readers are eager to see one of us putting the gauntlet on" said Jennifer.
"Where is it?" asked Gwen.
"There's another one from Halfworld on this godforsaken rock" said Nightcrawler. "the gauntlet is with her"
"To be more precise," said Ratatoskr who was looking at the inner workings of Gwen's wristwatch. "the gauntlet is inside her"
Gwen made a face. "Excuse me?"
"What better hiding place is there than in the belly of a beast?" asked Nightcrawler.
"That makes sense" said Gwenpool. "I mean this is a vore story after all. It'll be boring if the gauntlet was anywhere else. And this is the infinity gauntlet we're talking about here; it won't be dissolved inside a stomach"
"Quite" said Jennifer.
"I suppose not" said Gwen.
"Unless, of course, it's not the real gauntlet" said Gwenpool. "it's been known to be copied"
"Oh, it's the genuine article" said Ratatoskr, waving a paw. "the thing puts out enough energy to light up a continent. That's why it's never been worn by anyone here. It'll probably kill anyone who puts it on"
"Way to be a total buzz kill, man" said Gwenpool. "why even bother to introduce something like the gauntlet if you aren't going to have someone put it on? So lame"
"I think I said earlier that we would use it only in dire straights" said Jennifer.
"So...who exactly has the gauntlet in their belly?" asked Gwen.
"She goes by the name Ironjaw these days" said Ratatoskr. "she lives beneath Sakaar in the sewers. Not exactly friendly to humans save for a few"
"A suitable home for an alligator" said Nightcrawler.
"Dude, she's a crocodile" corrected Kamala. "and I thought she lived in a storm drain and not the sewers. Seriously, who would willingly live in a sewer?"
"Well, if you read a lot of comics," said Gwenpool.
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Elsewhere...
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Cazada strolled down the large passageway that served as a storm sewer. The walls of the passageway were made out of bricks. In the center, in a canal, ran a stream of water that was less than twenty feet wide at the most. Light came from the laterns hanging from the walls. Each latern was spaced perhaps twenty-five feet apart and served as an excellent path to Ironjaw's lair for it was her who had placed those laterns long, long years ago.
Cazada, a young human male that had been born on Sakaar, carried a large sack over his shoulder. Cazada walked at a brisk pace that didn't look like a run. He whistled a tune while he walked.
Cazada continued to walk down the storm sewer until he came upon an ordinary wooden door with a lock on it. He stopped in front of the door and dug out a key from a pocket. With the key, Cazada opened the door and walked through it.
Locking the door behind him, Cazada walked down the narrow corridor that led to the lair of Ironjaw. The corridor went on for sometime when it ended in a large room.
The large room that served as the lair of Ironjaw was decorated just like any other house on Sakaar that Cazada had been in. It looked just like a home and it felt just like a home.
The other side of the room was shrouded in darkness just like it always had been. Cazada had never seen Ironjaw in person.
"Were you seen?" rumbled a rich female voice from the darkness.
"If I were followed," replied Cazada, setting the sack down on a table. "it would have to have been the best spy on Sakaar"
"Hmph"
Cazada turned to the darkness on the far side of the room. "I wasn't followed, okay? I watch my back. Learned to watch my back when I was just seven"
"Don't get sassy on me, boy" said Ironjaw. "what have you brought me this time?"
"So, you're Ironjaw eh?" asked a bright voice from behind Cazada. The young lad twirled around to see there was an intruder in the room. The intruder was in the act of closing up what appeared to be the wall. The intruder was a woman dressed all in pink and white. A pair of wicked-looking swords were strapped on the woman's back.
"Who the hell are you?" asked Cazada.
"How did you get in here?" asked Ironjaw.
The woman in pink face finished climbing out of the wall before she spoke. She closed up the wall behind her and walked forward. "Howdy! I'm The Unbelievable Gwenpool!"
"Who?" asked Cazada.
"Oh, I get it" said Gwenpool. "nice reference to that Guardians of the Galaxy movie right there. Too bad the MCU is going down the drain because they -- hey! We're rapidly running out of letters allowed in this chapter! 10,000 words just isn't enough! Am I right?! Who's with me with that?! I mean we haven't gotten to the focus of this chapter which should've been about going to other dimensions"
Ringing silence filled the lair of Ironjaw.
"What are you even babbling about?" asked a dumbfounded Cazada.
"Ain't got time to explain myself yet" said Gwenpool. "you two gotta wait until the next chapter! What awaits the Unbelievable Gwenpool? Will she get devoured by Ironjaw? Will she skip ahead in the story where Gwen gets the infinity gauntlet? Will another author actually write for this storyline?! One of those answers will definitely be answered in the next chapter! Until then, farewell true believers!"
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