Deadpool Says...
Comic Vore, GTS/GT, Shrinking, Unbirth
chapter 19
by
copier
· original author:
fearboy
Deadpool: As the gorgeous girls sleep with Spider-Man’s web fluid in their naughty holes, we move somewhere else in this city of sex starved heroes. Their very beings changed through unknown means they have become…. Hold on a sec….Where the Frack is my body! All I am is a voice! Where’s my beautiful disfigured body? Where’s that taco I ordered earlier? I’m the Merc with the Mouth, Not the Merc with only a Mouth! Mommy! What’s happening to me!?
Deadpool starts crying like a little pathetic baby
Deadpool: ….I’m being told I am the narrator and that it’s my job to be a disembodied voice between scenes. Well, why didn’t anyone tell me this? Maybe this disembodied voice needs to do some dismembering… And now I’m being told that I’m the only one here. Awkward....
Deadpool starts looking around stupidly, his own ignorance leaving him stunned.
Deadpool: Okay, so I’m the narrator and I need to make a transition between Spider-Man’s bedroom and the Baxter Building where the Fantastic Four live. I’m supposed to say something witty and smart, making the transition smooth. Let me think….Uuum, now we go from one successful movie franchise that’s being rebooted to another that will be rebooted soon. No, no, that’s dumb.
Too stupid to think of anything to say, Deadpool has failed, but that’s nothing new, he sucks.
Deadpool: You know what true disbelievers? screw this junk. You didn’t come to listen to your old pal Wade talk, you came to watch fat super heroines have sex and eat huge amounts of food and people. Lets go see what the Fantastic Four are up to and leave the talking pillow talk between fatty heroines. And by the way, that other voice can shut up. I don’t need commentary about my narration.
Unable to hear the truth, Deadpool lashes out in a pathetic attempt to silence the voice of reason. He can not shut the voice off because it is right and Deadpool is a dumb, weak, feeble, poopy-head that sucks eggs.
Deadpool: I will end you second narration! I will slit your no existing throat and bury you in Jersey! I’ll take you by arm, take a ten inch knife, a razor blade, a grenade, a rubber chicken and one of those big black hats Lincoln wore and shove them right up your….
Deadpool starts crying like a little pathetic baby
Deadpool: ….I’m being told I am the narrator and that it’s my job to be a disembodied voice between scenes. Well, why didn’t anyone tell me this? Maybe this disembodied voice needs to do some dismembering… And now I’m being told that I’m the only one here. Awkward....
Deadpool starts looking around stupidly, his own ignorance leaving him stunned.
Deadpool: Okay, so I’m the narrator and I need to make a transition between Spider-Man’s bedroom and the Baxter Building where the Fantastic Four live. I’m supposed to say something witty and smart, making the transition smooth. Let me think….Uuum, now we go from one successful movie franchise that’s being rebooted to another that will be rebooted soon. No, no, that’s dumb.
Too stupid to think of anything to say, Deadpool has failed, but that’s nothing new, he sucks.
Deadpool: You know what true disbelievers? screw this junk. You didn’t come to listen to your old pal Wade talk, you came to watch fat super heroines have sex and eat huge amounts of food and people. Lets go see what the Fantastic Four are up to and leave the talking pillow talk between fatty heroines. And by the way, that other voice can shut up. I don’t need commentary about my narration.
Unable to hear the truth, Deadpool lashes out in a pathetic attempt to silence the voice of reason. He can not shut the voice off because it is right and Deadpool is a dumb, weak, feeble, poopy-head that sucks eggs.
Deadpool: I will end you second narration! I will slit your no existing throat and bury you in Jersey! I’ll take you by arm, take a ten inch knife, a razor blade, a grenade, a rubber chicken and one of those big black hats Lincoln wore and shove them right up your….
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