Getting back out there and start dating I mean ...
Comic Vore, GTS/GT, Shrinking, Unbirth
chapter 12
by
copier
· original author:
ps2wizard
"It's been a few hours, why don't you just head back out there, dust yourself, and find yourself a new-"
"If you finish that sentence with "girlfriend" or anything close to it I'll let Felicia do what she wants to you." Spider-man interrupted. Deadpool looked back to the scowling Felicia and while normally he would like to get personal with the chubby kitty he wanted the story to get moving to something interesting.
"-uh no of course not. I was going to say find a new place to lay low. Since your secret is out and all of your friends and family are targets for assassins around the world, you should probably find a safe place for them to stay until things clear up."
While Peter knew that this wouldn't tide over and that with his secret out ever villain he's fought would want him and the people he cherished dead as a door nail. He can't protect them all and they needed to be relocated someplace safe where none of his enemies could find them. "I...guess you have a point. No one is safe here but where am I supposed to hide them."
"Uh hello? You're buddies with some of the big name superheroes! I'm sure you can just crash at one of their places. Not mine though, I'm having company over later and don't need you cramping my style and ruining my chances of getting laid. Your best guess is probably to either go over to Baldy's School For Freaks or maybe see if the Tin Man can let you stay at his tower. You're still a member of the Avengers in this world right?" Deadpool's suggestions weren't just ones off the top of his head, he had a plan. He knew both the X-men and the Avengers had there share of lovely ladies on the team and by now had probably blimped out like the rest of the women on Earth. Whether it be Ms. Marvel or Rogue, one of them could probably nail the Spider and get his mood back up and save this boring story.
"Tell you what, I'll even lend you my cellphone. I got both their numbers on speed dial in case I want to prank call any of them." He hands Spidey the phone while Peter ponders his options. While Mary Jane may never return he couldn't let the rest of the people he cares about suffer the same fate. Deadpool may be out of his mind, but it was a smart idea. Spider-man decided it would be best for him and everyone if he tried staying at...
"If you finish that sentence with "girlfriend" or anything close to it I'll let Felicia do what she wants to you." Spider-man interrupted. Deadpool looked back to the scowling Felicia and while normally he would like to get personal with the chubby kitty he wanted the story to get moving to something interesting.
"-uh no of course not. I was going to say find a new place to lay low. Since your secret is out and all of your friends and family are targets for assassins around the world, you should probably find a safe place for them to stay until things clear up."
While Peter knew that this wouldn't tide over and that with his secret out ever villain he's fought would want him and the people he cherished dead as a door nail. He can't protect them all and they needed to be relocated someplace safe where none of his enemies could find them. "I...guess you have a point. No one is safe here but where am I supposed to hide them."
"Uh hello? You're buddies with some of the big name superheroes! I'm sure you can just crash at one of their places. Not mine though, I'm having company over later and don't need you cramping my style and ruining my chances of getting laid. Your best guess is probably to either go over to Baldy's School For Freaks or maybe see if the Tin Man can let you stay at his tower. You're still a member of the Avengers in this world right?" Deadpool's suggestions weren't just ones off the top of his head, he had a plan. He knew both the X-men and the Avengers had there share of lovely ladies on the team and by now had probably blimped out like the rest of the women on Earth. Whether it be Ms. Marvel or Rogue, one of them could probably nail the Spider and get his mood back up and save this boring story.
"Tell you what, I'll even lend you my cellphone. I got both their numbers on speed dial in case I want to prank call any of them." He hands Spidey the phone while Peter ponders his options. While Mary Jane may never return he couldn't let the rest of the people he cares about suffer the same fate. Deadpool may be out of his mind, but it was a smart idea. Spider-man decided it would be best for him and everyone if he tried staying at...
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