How to bring MJ back to life
Comic Vore, GTS/GT, Shrinking, Unbirth
chapter 12
by
copier
· original author:
ps2wizard
"Take it from someone who's died more times than a noob playing Flappy Bird that no one in this world stays dead for long. With the right amount of retconning, we can get your girl back and hopefully not a brain eating zombie." Deadpool suggested.
"I think you've overstayed your welcome Deadpool. You can't just bring the dead back to life you're playing god or something." Black Cat commented.
"You can't, but I can. Though to make things interesting I'm gonna tell you the three ways that are the hardest way to bring your girl back that are also the most plausible and logical: cloning, time travel, or resurrecting her. While I'm not a big fan of being safe in battle or in bed cloning is probably your best chance of getting your red head back. All you got to do is get some DNA from her like spit or hair or whatever, put it in a cloning machine, then boom! You got a replica of your red hot girlfriend that no one will know is a clone. Better yet, you could make a whole harem of hotties! The way I see it, it's not cheating if it's with the same girl, clone or n-ugh!"
Black Cat picked him up and lead him to the balcony and let him dangle over the edge. "I think we've had enough of your help for today."
"Felicia, wait." Spider-man. "Let's hear him out."
"Hah!" Deadpool mocked at Black Cat.
"You're not actually thinking about going through with cloning Mary Jane are you?"
"I think you've overstayed your welcome Deadpool. You can't just bring the dead back to life you're playing god or something." Black Cat commented.
"You can't, but I can. Though to make things interesting I'm gonna tell you the three ways that are the hardest way to bring your girl back that are also the most plausible and logical: cloning, time travel, or resurrecting her. While I'm not a big fan of being safe in battle or in bed cloning is probably your best chance of getting your red head back. All you got to do is get some DNA from her like spit or hair or whatever, put it in a cloning machine, then boom! You got a replica of your red hot girlfriend that no one will know is a clone. Better yet, you could make a whole harem of hotties! The way I see it, it's not cheating if it's with the same girl, clone or n-ugh!"
Black Cat picked him up and lead him to the balcony and let him dangle over the edge. "I think we've had enough of your help for today."
"Felicia, wait." Spider-man. "Let's hear him out."
"Hah!" Deadpool mocked at Black Cat.
"You're not actually thinking about going through with cloning Mary Jane are you?"
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