Safely secured; return speed to normal The magical size bracelet chapter 18 by SatireMarker

You took a deep breath and adjusted the settings of the bracelet, returning the speed to normal. You were well and truly wedged inside the single hair of Tread's arse, so you were confident you would not be shaken loose.

What happened next was beyond comprehension; a whirl of colour as the mass and speed of even the tiniest of Tread's movements shifted gravity, forcing you this way and that, throwing you around inside the enormous hair. You couldn't comprehend which was was up or down, or if such concepts even existed in your subatomic state; you were completely unable to see anything but you could feel the intense heat of the arse planet and the sound waves from all around you penetrating you. It was a surreal, out of body experience almost impossible to adequately describe in text.

You lost all track of time and all concept of what was happening; Tread might have been lying on the ground, he might have been jogging, he might have been doing tackling practice; you truly had no idea. But you did know it was amazing. The mass of Tread himself exceeded that of Jupiter, and his arse alone would take you decades to traverse. You were inside one of the tallest "structures" on that planet - a single arse hair, which you had managed to nestle between the individual cells of. You laughed madly as the world whipped around you.

Eventually you decided to leap out of the cover of the hair and back out into the air inside Tread's planet-sized prosterior. "Mooning" someone would no longer be a sufficient word to describe him, you thought with a laugh. You thought, based on the strange reverberation of the sounds around you, that Tread had gone back into the locker room.