Knock It Off The Remote of Transformation chapter 5 by deleted_user

“Knock it off, Vince!” Paul snapped, voice cracking like a thirteen-year-old. He shoved his glasses up his nose and tried to look stern, which was tough when a towering, shirtless muscle-god version of his crass roommate was standing there casually fondling a nine-inch semi that kept twitching every time Vince laughed.

Vince just grinned wider, that familiar idiot sparkle still in his hazel eyes despite the new square jaw and porn-star body. “Aw, c’mon, Paulie. Don’t be a little bitch. This thing is fucking magic. We could do anything. Turn you into a ten-foot tall lion. Make Brandon here a walking wet dream with an ass that claps—”

“Language,” Brandon cut in smoothly, though his eyes kept flicking down to Vince’s heavy cock swinging in those now-comically loose shorts. “Though I’m not opposed to the visual research.”

Paul rubbed his temples. “We need to think. Seriously. This isn’t a toy. It’s… reality-warping. We could fix diseases, make money, help people—”

“Or we could make the hottest threesome in human history,” Vince interrupted, waggling the remote. “Or turn the whole campus into a porn set. Imagine the parties. Imagine the orgies. Imagine me with these abs and this dick walking into a frat house and—”

A sharp knock echoed through the apartment.

All three froze.

Another knock, louder this time. Polite but insistent.

Paul’s stomach dropped. “Shit. Hide the remote.”

Brandon was already gliding toward the peephole in his pink silk robe, moving with theatrical grace. “Relax, boys. It’s probably just the neighbor complaining about the smell again. Or maybe that cute delivery guy from earlier came back for tips.” He peeked, then turned back with a raised eyebrow and a sly little smile. “Well. This just got interesting.”

Vince tucked the remote behind his back like a kid hiding candy, though his new towering frame made the motion ridiculous. His heavy cock still tented the front of his shorts obviously. “Who is it? Make it quick, I’m still half-hard from the glow-up.”