Freaky Friday Floor Show
The Remote of Transformation
chapter 5
by
ThePanswapticon
Jerry perched on a barstool, pretending to scroll through his phone while his thumb danced over the remote’s settings. The screen glowed faintly, a tiny menu with options like SWAP, MORPH, and MIX. The idea came to him all at once—a grin slowly spreading across his face.
What if I mix them up?
The tank-top flexer was still in the middle of the dance floor, showing off moves that looked like they belonged in a bad TikTok. His ego was bigger than his biceps, and judging by the way he shoved people aside, he clearly thought the night revolved around him.
Meanwhile, at the VIP table, the loudest of the glam girls was guffawing like a hyena, waving her expensive cocktail around as she shouted something about her “followers” at her friends. She was wearing a sparkly silver mini-dress that looked like it had been sprayed on, her cleavage daring gravity to even try.
Jerry smirked. Oh, this is going to be good.
He aimed the remote casually, locking onto both targets. The screen pinged softly—TARGETS LOCKED: SUBJECT A / SUBJECT B.
A quick tap of SWAP.
The world didn’t flash or spin—there was just a subtle shimmer around both of them, like heat waves rising from asphalt. In the blink of an eye, Tank-Top Flexer’s cocky moves froze. His arms flailed, and a shriek ripped from his throat—a high-pitched, unmistakably feminine scream.
At the same time, the VIP girl suddenly had her arms spread wide, staring down at her own bulging muscles and hairy forearms with horror.
“What the—WHAT THE FUCK?!” Tank-Top screamed—except now it was the girl’s voice screaming, his hands shooting up to grab his female face. He stumbled in his silver heels, nearly going down. His new, curvy body jiggled in ways that made the guys nearby lose their minds.
Meanwhile, VIP Girl—now a sweaty, flexing bro in a tank top—looked like she’d been possessed. “WHAT IS THIS?!” she bellowed, her new deep voice booming over the music. She flexed involuntarily, her jaw dropping as her biceps swelled under the club lights. “WHY DO I HAVE… WHY DO I HAVE THESE THINGS?!” She grabbed at her pecs like they were alien objects, then looked down at her abs. “WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!”
The people around them started screaming and laughing, phones coming out instantly.
“Oh my god, is this like a prank show?!” someone yelled.
“Yo, this is insane!” another guy shouted, filming the scene while laughing so hard he nearly dropped his beer.
The swapped pair were losing it. The former flexer was pawing at his own breasts like he could push them back in, eyes wide with terror. “These—oh my god, they’re REAL! This is—oh fuck—this is wrong! They’re—why are they bouncing when I move?!” He squeezed them again, gasping.
Jerry bit back a laugh, watching her stumble around, silver dress riding dangerously high as she panicked.
Meanwhile, the VIP girl-now-bro was clutching her new crotch with a stunned expression. “I—I have a dick. WHY DO I HAVE A DICK?!” She looked down at herself, then back at the girl she’d been seconds ago. “YOU—WHAT—THIS ISN’T ME!”
People on the dance floor started chanting. “KISS! KISS! KISS!”
The flexer-turned-girl looked horrified. “No! NO! I—uh—” He caught sight of his reflection in a nearby mirror and froze. “Holy shit… I’m hot?!” He touched his own face, lips parting. “Like… really hot.”
Jerry grinned, sipping his drink as the chaos spiraled. This was better than any reality show.
The VIP girl-now-bro flexed again, then caught herself staring at her own chest. “What the hell… I look jacked. I don’t—why do I feel so strong?!” She grabbed the side of a table and nearly flipped it with one hand. “Holy crap! Is this my life now?!”
Jerry’s thumb hovered over the remote again. He could swap them back. Or he could let this play out and watch them both adapt to the confusion—and maybe push things even further.