She-Hulk smiles proudly as the cops lock up her latest catch. "Oh right!" She says to herself as she remembers you. She lifts her foot up and roughly rips your splattered body off of her green skin before slapping you onto a metal table with a SPLAT!

"I didn't kill you did I?" She smiles as she sees you twitch in pain. "You should be nothing but a bloody spec... an indestructible man!" She bites her lip thinking about it and then smirks "Shame about the size though... and it looks like you're just a lowly criminal on top of that. So are you going to tell me what the hell is going on with you and your big ass friend?"

Your Symbiotic suit seems fully merged with your DNA at this point and manages to accelerate the healing for your face so you can desperately speak and defend yourself. "It's complicated but I swear I'm not really a criminal!"

She-Hulk rolls her eyes "I've never heard that one before"

"No really, I was forced into this by.."" You quickly shut up realizing that snitching on your villainous 'Team mates' might not be the best option. "Actually I want a lawyer."

Jen smiles "Actually I am a lawyer, who exactly is pulling your strings? If you aren't lying scumbag I'd be more than happy to defend you."

A superhero lawyer who is one of the strongest women in the world defending you doesn't sound like too bad of an idea... "Actually please I can pay anything I really am innocent... would you really help me out?"

Just then the two police women come back into the room. "Well ladies I found this little guy on the battlefield with Giganta. Wasn't sure if he was involved but he has admitted to being involved in some way, make sure to lock him up!"

One of the officers roughly grabs you and as she is walking away Jen says "I'll set up a meeting with you soon little guy and we will see if I'll take you as a client."

You curse yourself for being so stupid as the two ladies in blue take you away to...

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May 30, 2025
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