Q-Tip to the Rescue!
My name is Phil Tiny
chapter 16
by
copier
· original author:
doomed
Carla awoke suddenly as her ear rang from the shouting that pounded at her ear drum. "What-what's going on?" It was at this moment that she felt something under her right armpit. Carla lifted her arm and saw Phil stuck to some of the deodorant. She carefully peeled him from her underarm and checked to make sure he was alright.
"Phil? Are you okay? Please speak to me!" She extended her pinky finger and carefully poke the little boy's belly, hoping for a response.
Phil coughed a little and stood up on the palm of Carla's hand. He was still a little dizzy from the ordeal, but he gave a thumb's up anyway. "Sorry about disturbing you, m'lady. But your snoring was driving John crazy."
"Say, where is--" but before Carla could finish her sentence, she heard John call from inside her head.
"Carla, I'm in here! I went in your ear to wake you up! But now I think I'm stuck in your ear wax!!!"
Carla ran into the bathroom and found a Q-tip. Slowly, she put it in her ear and gentle scooped some of the wax. She then brought the used Q-tip over to Phil. "I really should have cleaned there sooner. Please tell me you can find John in all that gunk."
Phil gagged a little and began pulling away chunks of the orange wax until he found John. "He looks alright, but I don't think he'll be going near any ears for awhile."
A sad look came over Carla's face. "I'm so sorry guys. First I bother you with my snoring. Then I almost suffocate Phil with my armpit. And now John's all orange and gross."
"Ah, it's not so bad," John said as he hops on Phil's shoulder. "At least you cared enough to help rescue me quickly. Once Amanda stuck me up her nose and wouldn't let me out until I scraped off all her boogers!"
Carla felt a little better. "Well, I guess you guys can't sleep here. My snoring will keep you awake all night."
"Phil? Are you okay? Please speak to me!" She extended her pinky finger and carefully poke the little boy's belly, hoping for a response.
Phil coughed a little and stood up on the palm of Carla's hand. He was still a little dizzy from the ordeal, but he gave a thumb's up anyway. "Sorry about disturbing you, m'lady. But your snoring was driving John crazy."
"Say, where is--" but before Carla could finish her sentence, she heard John call from inside her head.
"Carla, I'm in here! I went in your ear to wake you up! But now I think I'm stuck in your ear wax!!!"
Carla ran into the bathroom and found a Q-tip. Slowly, she put it in her ear and gentle scooped some of the wax. She then brought the used Q-tip over to Phil. "I really should have cleaned there sooner. Please tell me you can find John in all that gunk."
Phil gagged a little and began pulling away chunks of the orange wax until he found John. "He looks alright, but I don't think he'll be going near any ears for awhile."
A sad look came over Carla's face. "I'm so sorry guys. First I bother you with my snoring. Then I almost suffocate Phil with my armpit. And now John's all orange and gross."
"Ah, it's not so bad," John said as he hops on Phil's shoulder. "At least you cared enough to help rescue me quickly. Once Amanda stuck me up her nose and wouldn't let me out until I scraped off all her boogers!"
Carla felt a little better. "Well, I guess you guys can't sleep here. My snoring will keep you awake all night."
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