Micro Thief
VG Shrink
chapter 8
by
copier
· original author:
axiscinder
Sly looked around,his mouth slightly open.He recovered from the quick shock,then looked down to see that his clothes were missing."Is this one of those naked dreams that haunted me in Grade School?"He joked,more to himself since nobody was around.No,it was too real to be a dream.Obviously someone had stripped him of all his gear,and had left him in a strange location.But....why?
"To get rid of me,I suppose."He answered his own question,approaching one of the strange geographical features this even stranger land offered.It appeared to be a tree,but not any tree Sly had ever seen.It was...huge,tall would be an understatement.It seemed to stretch into the air for miles,and...."Is this tree made of carpet fiber?"He asked himself,rubbing his hand against the tree.
"I should find shelter first..."Sly said,remembering a tip from the Thievious Raccoonus.The first rule of survival when in a wilderness scene,find shelter.The next,food.Then,women.This tip did come from his perverted Great Uncle 'Boy Scout' Cooper.
Sly walked for what seemed like hours,only to find the same thing over and over again,fiber-trees that were miles tall.Was he in a forest of them?As he walked,Sly had kept track of time first,but as he continued on,he lost track after 2 hours,27 minutes,and 32 seconds.He had just gotten bored."Is there ANYTHING around here beside these stupid trees?!"He finally yelled,kicking a tree,making it wobble.He looked up at it,then facepalmed his forehead."Of course!I can climb one of these things,then get a lay of the land!!"
He easily scurried up the tree he had kicked,as these strange structures had many footholds in their fibers.Once he reached the top,his vision of this world had widened.He was in a forest.A forest that was so vast,so huge and filled with these tree's it stretched onto the horizon.In the distance though,he spotted some mountains that were brown,and vaguely bootshaped.
"What to do next....I could just camp out here and scavenge for food,or I could go through the night towards those mountains..."He mused,pondering both these options.
"To get rid of me,I suppose."He answered his own question,approaching one of the strange geographical features this even stranger land offered.It appeared to be a tree,but not any tree Sly had ever seen.It was...huge,tall would be an understatement.It seemed to stretch into the air for miles,and...."Is this tree made of carpet fiber?"He asked himself,rubbing his hand against the tree.
"I should find shelter first..."Sly said,remembering a tip from the Thievious Raccoonus.The first rule of survival when in a wilderness scene,find shelter.The next,food.Then,women.This tip did come from his perverted Great Uncle 'Boy Scout' Cooper.
Sly walked for what seemed like hours,only to find the same thing over and over again,fiber-trees that were miles tall.Was he in a forest of them?As he walked,Sly had kept track of time first,but as he continued on,he lost track after 2 hours,27 minutes,and 32 seconds.He had just gotten bored."Is there ANYTHING around here beside these stupid trees?!"He finally yelled,kicking a tree,making it wobble.He looked up at it,then facepalmed his forehead."Of course!I can climb one of these things,then get a lay of the land!!"
He easily scurried up the tree he had kicked,as these strange structures had many footholds in their fibers.Once he reached the top,his vision of this world had widened.He was in a forest.A forest that was so vast,so huge and filled with these tree's it stretched onto the horizon.In the distance though,he spotted some mountains that were brown,and vaguely bootshaped.
"What to do next....I could just camp out here and scavenge for food,or I could go through the night towards those mountains..."He mused,pondering both these options.
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