Link moaned, what in the name of the Tri-force goddesses happened? The last thing he remembered was stopping by Malon's farm. Link found country lifestyle like Malon had refreshing, Being from the forest, Link found city-life...bizarre. So Malon often invited him to her farm when he needed a breather. With Link running all over Hyrule as its hero, it was something he was grateful for. Time off as it were. But with Link's enemies, he wouldn't be surprised if they...
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
...did something to ruin it! Link tried to ignore the booms that shook the ground. Sometimes being a hero sucked. Running around every which way, people trying to kill you all the time...it was why he valued Malon giving a place to relax. But what would piss Link off more than anything was his 'non-adventure time' being turned into a challenge for him. What made him furious was that his enemies most likely would figure that out. Link opened his eyes and found himself lying in the middle of some unknown forset. Link found that alarming. He'd been all over Hyrule and had never seen this place. Link turned when he noticed that he was standing in a shadow but the sky was still blue. He turned and Link swore like he was in a sailor convention. Standing right in front of him was Malon, BUT SHE WAS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She turned to head into the barn to start milking the cows and Link paled, remembering she had been feeding the chickens earlier. He HAD to get Malon's attention! But with absolute dread, she was already half way across the farm...and she was WALKING! Link dashed to Malon as fast as he could go.
Eventually he had to reach her. If nothing went wrong that was...
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
...did something to ruin it! Link tried to ignore the booms that shook the ground. Sometimes being a hero sucked. Running around every which way, people trying to kill you all the time...it was why he valued Malon giving a place to relax. But what would piss Link off more than anything was his 'non-adventure time' being turned into a challenge for him. What made him furious was that his enemies most likely would figure that out. Link opened his eyes and found himself lying in the middle of some unknown forset. Link found that alarming. He'd been all over Hyrule and had never seen this place. Link turned when he noticed that he was standing in a shadow but the sky was still blue. He turned and Link swore like he was in a sailor convention. Standing right in front of him was Malon, BUT SHE WAS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She turned to head into the barn to start milking the cows and Link paled, remembering she had been feeding the chickens earlier. He HAD to get Malon's attention! But with absolute dread, she was already half way across the farm...and she was WALKING! Link dashed to Malon as fast as he could go.
Eventually he had to reach her. If nothing went wrong that was...
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March 13, 2025
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