Shikamaru's Sandal Cleaning Service?
Life at the feet of the Naruto girls
chapter 5
by
copier
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awesomex18
"Oh god, what the hell could she want me to do at this size?" Shikamaru asked himself.
"I want you to...clean my sandal," Temari commanded.
"You're kidding, right?" he asked the enormous Temari.
"Did I stutter when I said that?"
"No, but..."
"Then get to work my little speck!" boomed the kunoichi from the Village Hidden in the Sand.
"How the hell am I supposed to clean your foot at this size?" complained the lazy ninja. "I have nothing to get the job done...That is if I would even agree to do it, which I won't!"
"Why Shikamaru, I'm surprised at you!" mocked Temari. "For a guy of your intelligence, I thought you'd come up with the answer immediately."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Every single person on the Earth has a cleaning device with them, even if they never use it."
"Wait a second Temari, you don't mean..."
"So you finally got it, huh? Took ya long enough! The correct answer is, da-da-da-duh, your tongue!"
"You can't seriously tell me that you want me to clean your whole foot using just my tongue."
"I just did," said Temari proudly.
"I'm not doing it."
Temari bent over at the waist and glared down at her foot, her face now displaying the utmost seriousness. "Did I say you could say 'No'? This isn't a choice, it's an order. If you don't start licking soon, I'll have to punish you..."
"How can you punish me even further than this?"
"Oh Shikamaru, you have no idea what I can do to you. Now, start licking!"
"Oh man, what should I do now," Shikamaru thought to himself. "I guess I have no other choice. I'm going to..."
"I want you to...clean my sandal," Temari commanded.
"You're kidding, right?" he asked the enormous Temari.
"Did I stutter when I said that?"
"No, but..."
"Then get to work my little speck!" boomed the kunoichi from the Village Hidden in the Sand.
"How the hell am I supposed to clean your foot at this size?" complained the lazy ninja. "I have nothing to get the job done...That is if I would even agree to do it, which I won't!"
"Why Shikamaru, I'm surprised at you!" mocked Temari. "For a guy of your intelligence, I thought you'd come up with the answer immediately."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Every single person on the Earth has a cleaning device with them, even if they never use it."
"Wait a second Temari, you don't mean..."
"So you finally got it, huh? Took ya long enough! The correct answer is, da-da-da-duh, your tongue!"
"You can't seriously tell me that you want me to clean your whole foot using just my tongue."
"I just did," said Temari proudly.
"I'm not doing it."
Temari bent over at the waist and glared down at her foot, her face now displaying the utmost seriousness. "Did I say you could say 'No'? This isn't a choice, it's an order. If you don't start licking soon, I'll have to punish you..."
"How can you punish me even further than this?"
"Oh Shikamaru, you have no idea what I can do to you. Now, start licking!"
"Oh man, what should I do now," Shikamaru thought to himself. "I guess I have no other choice. I'm going to..."
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