Matchmaker Jade Small Bargain - Definitive Edition chapter 7 by slappy

Jade wasn't joking when she told her mom how much Blake liked girls' bellies. The little weirdo was probably having fun right now just listening to the noises her own belly was making while he bounced ever so slightly with each step she took. As nice as it felt having her brother in her belly like this, however, her plans for him went beyond simply enjoying that sensation.

"We," Jade declared, "are gonna get you a girlfriend."

"Wait, what?" Hearing that from his sister caught Blake off guard.

"You heard me," Jade responded. "I love you, big bro, but you're hopeless when it comes to girls. Remember the taco incident last year?" The sudden kicking and thrashing she felt coming from Blake made her chuckle and she started rubbing her belly again. Yeah, he definitely knew what she was talking about. "Well now the greatest sister in the world has a plan so foolproof that even your dorky ass can't blow it!"

If Blake still had actual eyes, he would have rolled them. His girl troubles were something that Jade loved to make fun of as he got older and developed an interest in the opposite sex. Whenever he tried to defend himself, it only made the teasing even worse. And that was when he was still a normal-sized human being instead of a lump of fat on his sister's belly.

"Alright, what's your plan?" Blake asked with an exasperated sigh.

"We're gonna drop in on one of my friends," Jade explained, "and I'll tell her about you being in my belly and how awesome it is, and you do that thing where you wriggle around in there. She'll think you're super cute, then she'll start thinking about how much she'd love it if you were in her belly instead. That's when you do that spell you did earlier. Then all you gotta do is squirm around in her belly and give her that good feeling. She'll happily be your girlfriend at that point!"

Blake stammered and squirmed as he tried to articulate the many reasons why this was a terrible idea. Revealing his magical secrets to someone he'd never met before was already dangerous, not to mention the much higher chance that this girl would just decide to keep him in her belly forever. If he was going to get a girlfriend, he wanted her to recognise him as a human being, not just a living bit of belly fat.

However, the only thing that Blake's attempted protests did was make Jade giggle. "That's right, big bro, get some practice in," she teased as her belly let out a loud gurgle, almost as if it was somehow approving of the mage's struggles.

"Come on, don't I get any say in this?" Blake whined. The only response he got from Jade was her patting her belly a few times, jostling him and the rest of her belly fat. "Or if you're really gonna make me go through with your 'foolproof' plan, at least tell me a bit about who you're setting me up with!"

What Blake didn't know was that, while the whole thing with him being belly fat was new, Jade had been planning to set him up with one of her friends for months. There were plenty of reasons why she thought her brother's future girlfriend should be someone she was already close to. Not that she'd tell anyone what most of those reasons were.

But which of Jade's friends was she going to introduce Blake to?