All Gummed Up Inside Small Bargain - Definitive Edition chapter 5 by tfwnogiantgf

Between hopping hill formations, amid clouds hovering above, nestled amid floating blocks and green courtyards, the red and white spires of Peach's Castle stretched up into the sky. It was no stranger to the oddest things popping out of pipes - but the weirdest thing went out of a kitchen sink at the very nexus of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Blake popped out, with a leap with one arm in the air - and instantly spat out water. "Ack. This virtual reality magic test really is... Real. My water magic's no match for the plumbing..."

Amid a few coughs, he heard a gentle, girlish hum. Soft steps. From across the walls, decorated in stars and mushrooms, a pink whisp appeared. A pink, peachy frill, then fabric fibers, fluttering in the open doorway.

She looked directly at the visitor, a blink of her brilliant blue eyes, stirring a bowl in her arm.

Which she promptly dropped, with a high-pitched squeak. "Guaaaards, it's another one!"

Blake quickly waved his arms. "Wait! Wait wait wait. I mean you no harm, Peach!"

"He knows my name! Already! These kidnappers are creepier and creepier~!" While trembling, she still kept looking him over - from glasses to dark shirt.

Blake gulped. "Oh. Oh, I know, I must look weird. Here, I know magic, too! I'll turn into something that's unthreatening - s-something that can help you, even... Food? Something to help you through cooking?"

Peach's head tilted. "I like cooking on my own, with just a bit of gum!" She smirked, pleased, as if already caught in the flavor.

"Alright! I can do that!" With a quick pant, a murmur, and a puff of smoke, Blake disappeared; reappearing was a small, black-licorice little ball, falling through the sky...

And into Peach's gloved hand.

Despite her careful attitude, her sweet tooth took over. It took barely a second of looking at her looming face before he was flicked in, rocketing right into the smile. Her grinning became wider.

"Okay! So now I've proven I'm safe and useful, I'll -"

*CHOMP*

Seeing Peach's pearly whites, even in the darkness, was a surreal experience. The princess' mouth in the games was always so squeezed in, so controlled; and her lips took so much attention, he wasn't even sure she HAD teeth modeled in most games. Here, though, they absolutely domineered Blake's entire form; a harsh, pounding CHEW putting him in place, making his body flex and squeeze around the rocky formations.

"Okay, I think you - "

BITE 

Peach chewed again. Now she hummed, as she returned to her cooking. The soundwaves vibrated through his form, as the tongue lathered him against the hard roof of her mouth; then let go of him just enough for his malleable, gummy body to ache.

"Urgh..."

CHOMP.

One more impact of the teeth on either end. It squeezed what would have been his head and his butt... Making them touch each other. The sensation was so odd, he didn't realize that Peach's tongue was arching back - until it was too late, and he already saw himself sinking down, uvula getting out of view as he descended to the back of her mouth.

"WAI-"

Guuuuullllpppp...

"Ahah, I always end up doing that~" Peach giggled as she gulped.