"Ooh, someone left a piece of gum behind!"

Blake's face went pale upon processing Goldie's words...and watching her drop her pom poms excitedly. His dream girl had mistaken his puny body for an abandoned piece of chewing gum! Before he could turn around and make a run for it, the shrunken mage was snatched up into the cheerleader's hand, raised past her exposed, toned midriff, and tossed past her parted lips, landing with a surprisingly-painless plop on Goldie's bottom teeth.

Goldie gave her "gum" no time to recuperate from the abrupt landing on her molars, or reel from her warm breath - eager to enjoy its flavor (and completely ignoring the fact that she'd found it on the floor, of all places), she began chomping and chewing at the treat. She hadn't the slightest clue that said "treat" was, in actuality, the tiny form of the young man who had been crushing on her for as long as he could remember!

Within the cheerleader's mouth, Blake began to regret passing on more "normal" ways to win Goldie's love as he suffered from the repeated crushing motions of her pearly whites. Over the course of several agonizing seconds, the mage was gradually masticated into a mashed-up, whimpering glob. At least the spirits made him impervious to physical damage...

At this point, Blake decided that now was as good a time as ever to get Goldie's attention...