Emma sighed in relief when she didn't see anyone behind her. Then she looked down at you and she jumped in surprise. After taking a minute to pull herself together she gently picked you up with two fingers and brought you close to her face. She squinted to get a better look at you before taking off her headphones and asking, "Gabe, how the hell did you get like this? Were you here the whole time? Please tell me you weren't here the whole time."

"Emma, your fart shrank me!" you shouted to your now giant friend. Emma was actually so distracted by the oddness of your reply that she forgot she was holding in an insane amount of gas and let some out by mistake. She let out a 2 second long wet fart that smelled worse than her last. You shrank in her hand down to half a centimeter tall.

"So you... You were right next to me when I farted? Oh god? And I just did it again"

"Emma, can you help me get back to normal please?" You asked her.

"I farted on you... Oh my god."

"Emma!" You shouted trying to snap her out of it, but she didn't seem to hear you.

"Wait why were you so close to me though, and why are you shrinking in the first place? Did you do this to yourself? Were you trying to smell my farts, or were they the only way to shrink? Did you do this because you want me to take care of you like a pet?" Emma questioned rapidly, still embarrassed to have just farted next to you.

"Emma!" You shouted as loud as you could but she still didn't hear you.

"Well what was it Gabe, why did you do this to yourself?" Emma asked unaware that you had been trying to get her attention.

         You tried to answer her but she didn't actually seem to hear any of it. With not much else to go on Emma assumed that...