Online Options Your One and Only Chance (Mantis World) chapter 3 by Toms Tiny Emporium

Going back into your room, you sit at your desk and turn on your computer. After opening your browser, you get several notifications. Thanks to targeted advertisement, your inbox is filled with several options to celebrate the day. 

The first that you see is for a brand new sex club that opened up in the town. It promises a fun one night stand and (mostly) painless execution for any and all men. For a low and reasonable price too. 

The second ad is for a local fertility clinic. The ad talks about how any man that signs up will be paired with a nurse so his orgasm is collected. The orgasm is preserved and the man is mailed back to his family. 

The third ad is from your favorite porn site, recommending new videos to watch and enjoy. 

Finally, there is a notification from your online friend Katie. You can only read the start of her message, it says "How's the birthday boy..."