Penny's Last Laugh
Surviving on Short Notice
chapter 14
by
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Your heart sank the moment you lost your footing. Simply put, the gaps in Sydney's scoop were too wide for you to balance on. In the blink of an eye, you're falling straight back down to the litter box. A million thoughts race through your mind as you fall. Were you destined to live in the Litter box? Would the rest of your life be spent watching Penny's grotesque anus day in and day out? It all seemed like some cosmic joke. You had been so close to having a normal life again, and in an instant, that dream was gone. Your head hits one of the many grains of sand inside the box, and everything goes black...
You wake up to an intense throbbing in your head. Your sense of time was all wrong, and worse, the grains of sand were starting to look like boulders. Christ, you were even smaller. The air smelled heavily of new, scented cat litter. You wonder how long that'd last. After some time, you watch as your mom comes back in to use the bathroom. She was incomprehensibly large at this point; her footsteps felt like atomic bombs being dropped all around you. You cringe, hearing the sound of her business in the equally continental toilet bowl. It takes almost an entire day of wandering the desert around you for Penny to finally arrive.
You despised everything about that cat from the proud way she strutted into the bathroom to the time she took to smell the fresh kitty litter below her. No doubt those nostrils were large enough to inhale you without Penny noticing, but you were destined for something else. As Penny turned around, you were met with the age-old sight of her horrible genitals, lower closer and closer until they were right above you. You stare up at the puckering ring of doom, utterly defeated by its presence. The air fills with noxious fumes, released from its center in small wisps. You drink in the smell as the wrinkled anus goes to finish you off for good. A horrible brown mass of cat shit emerges from its core, directly above you, there was no avoiding it this time, when if fell, you'd be dead. You start to choke, unable to withstand the dominance of Penny's planetary tail hole. Just as the turd is about to fall, you have a sudden calm of mind. Accepting your place as nothing but a microbe, crushed under a continent of cat shit...