The smooth sloped skin of this girl's neck made for a more difficult climb but eventually you were able to reach her ear. Squeezing yourself next to the massive Airpod, you could hear the rambunctious music of Weezer blasting at deafening volume through its speakers. As you waited you watch your ride enter her home and plop herself onto her bed and begin scrolling aimlessly on her phone. After a long time and many songs later, two giant fingers reach up and plucked the pod from its resting place. You cringed at the site of copious amounts of brown earwax fused to the wired texture of the pod's speaker. Ignoring a clear warning sign of what was to come, you quickly make your way into to the dark chamber of this girl's ear. The stuffy confines were absolutely covered in greasy, yellow and brown muck. You tried not to think about the unhygienic state of her ears and instead focused your energy on shouting into the abyss hoping she can hear you. "Hello??? Can you hear me? I'm super small and stuck inside your ear!" You shout as loudly as you can. Instantly you can feel the girl shift in her bed and groan. Not too long after, a monolithic finger breaks into the ear canal and pursues your petrified form! You try running buy the massive fingertip slams into your body and forces you into a nearby pile of old earwax. As the finger continues to itch and explore its surroundings, more and more earwax is deposited onto you, covering your mouth and preventing you from screaming. Spitting the nasty substance out and open your mouth to scream but realize it was too late. The finger retreats back out and is replaced by the return of the Airpod! It seals into place like a vault door and darkness encompasses your vision along with the present smell of earwax. In one moment you could hear the blood flowing beneath the ground and in the next it was complete silence. The walls were vibrating boisterously causing even more wax to spill onto you, entombing you within its sticky mass. You eventually suffocate, deafened by the music. You funeral march: Creep by Radiohead...