It was early morning when you woke up and you smiled stupidly as you mutter something about the party being so amazing that you can't remember anything from it. Getting up, you realize that you had no idea where the hell you were and look around, only to be shocked by the fact you were in a bedroom that was much bigger than you. Hearing a groan, you turn towards it as you see a giant 'mountain' underneath the blanket, a large ass covering her toes as she laid on her front, with her legs tucked in. The massive bum jiggles as a big fart roars out, the woman moaning happily as you gag on the thick cabbage stench.
"Don't want to go..." she groans in a thin Russian accent, but her butt rumbles out another burst of colon fumes and eventually, she gets up after pushing out several more farts, the blanket still over her head, before heading into the bathroom.
Through the tears, you could tell the woman was quite the beauty, especially with her big tits, though it paled in comparison to her bottom, and wait for her to finish, but a very wet fart, followed by a pattering of something like mud, is heard from the bathroom.
"What the hell did I eat? My guts are all sorts fucked up as of today. Being a <your choice> sure as hell doesn't cover for this," she said, coming out the bathroom and puts on her clothes, which you realize that she was a <your choice> from her clothing and what she said.