On the giant screen a huge dominatrix is grinning and sending a long whip across rows and rows of tiny servants. She is a muscular redhead in all leather with a pair of towering thigh-high boots that sends tremors with every step. 

Kelly: Omg, I think we might be in the wrong theater. But this is kind of exciting right? I've never seen one of these fetish films before.

Her voice booms as she munches on a handful of popcorn. You sit on the brim of the popcorn bucket watching her huge hand dive in and out. Your date is completely entranced by the film which really does appear to be some kind of softcore porno. Your eyes go back and forth from the dominatrix barking orders at the slaves to Kelly chewing popcorn, her eyes glazed with fascination. Not exactly a conventional first date but you might get laid here if you play your cards right. 

You are about to raise your voice over the ultra surround sound of a stomping boot and shrieking tinies to ask for a better spot when Kelly's overeager hand bumps you off the popcorn bucket. 

The world spins as Phil tumbles into the cavernous popcorn bucket, his cries muffled by boisterous laughter. Apparently this movie is a sex comedy too. Through a small gap under the hill of kernels, the tiny person can see Kelly's long nails hovering over the container for another scoop...